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Greetings
And welcome all you danged foreigners other nations
Dear Lord be with our guests and them
For the butt whopping they are about to

The Olympics in
God you know were gonna screw up
I you
When let those doves go at the opening ceremony
are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

And we will not a flame
That big a pig on it, I guarantee
Some fat guy
Danged good barbecue top of stairs up there
They ain't got no rail be careful"

Of all the games that the rednecks
Theres some events
If you know the redneck ways
Then it perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be old tires nailed together
See thats my fear, theyre gonna get the of events
They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is to be
Like for fencing, theyll be giving people bailing and sheet metal

There probably have to cancel water after
The first two or horses drown
I tell you instead of throwing
be flinging Ford hubcaps

You blame them for the way they are
But you can sit and grin
'Cause theyll do something so bizarre
want to see it again

If you could ever get their minds
Theres no telling you might find
just do things in a different way
All the games that the play

And you know they havent even about it
But the river theyre having the kayak
On is the same river they deliverance at

That ought to add a whole of difficulty shouldn't it?
'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't it down
That thing a man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the show
her out in the line
You may not see them bringing the gold
But theyll make mama proud

If you could ever get inside minds
Theres no telling what you might
They just do in a different way
All the games that the play

Hey Ed, I got a one