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Greetings
And welcome all you danged foreigners other nations
Dear be with our guests and prepare them
For the butt whopping they are to receive

The Olympics in
God you were gonna screw that up
I you
When let those doves go at the opening ceremony
There are gonna be guys in the lot with shotguns

And we will not a flame
That big without a pig on it, I
Some fat guy
Danged good barbecue top of stairs up there
They ain't got no hand be careful"

Of all the that the rednecks play
Theres some events
If you about the redneck ways
it makes perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be old tires nailed together
See thats my fear, gonna get the list of events
They gonna no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be
for fencing, theyll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

There probably to cancel water polo after
The first two or three drown
I tell you instead of discus
Theyll be flinging hubcaps

You cant them for the way they are
But you can sit and grin
'Cause do something thats so bizarre
Youll want to see it

If you could ever get their minds
Theres no telling what you find
They just do things in a way
All the games the rednecks play

And you they havent even thought about it
But the theyre having the kayak races
On is the same river filmed deliverance at

ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't it down
That thing a French man in a pair of pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the show
Making her out in the
You may not see them home the gold
But theyll make mama proud

If you could get inside their minds
Theres no telling what you find
just do things in a different way
All the games that the play

Hey Ed, I got a one