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Greetings
And welcome all you danged from other nations
Dear Lord be with our guests and them
For the whopping they are about to receive

The Olympics in
God you know gonna screw that up
I you
When they let doves go at the opening ceremony
are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

And we will not have a
That big a pig on it, I guarantee
fat guy going
Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up
They got no hand rail be careful"

Of all the games that the play
Theres crazy events
If you about the redneck ways
it makes perfect sense

Hell the rings will be five old tires nailed together
See thats my fear, theyre gonna get the of events
They gonna have no idea what this stuff is suppose to be
Like for fencing, be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

There have to cancel water polo after
The first two or three horses
I tell you instead of discus
Theyll be flinging hubcaps

You cant blame for the way they are
But you can sit and grin
'Cause do something thats so bizarre
want to see it again

If you could get into their minds
Theres no telling what you find
just do things in a different way
All the games that the play

And you know they havent thought about it
But the river theyre having the kayak
On is the same river they deliverance at

That ought to add a degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
'Cause if Ned Batty make it down
thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the show
Making her out in the
You may not see bringing home the gold
But sure make mama proud

If you could ever get inside their
Theres no telling what you might
They just do things in a way
All the games that the play

Hey Ed, I got a one