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Woo! done been to the WalMart
Man, this is the stuff I got for
Well you cleaned up, get?

5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud
3 shot gun shells, 2 dogs
And some parts to a GT

You got gypped, there's 12 to Christmas!
I that, I got it covered!
Look over in the corner! That's yours too?
Yeah!

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 of redman
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a GT

Man, these normal Christmas presents!
No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck
Yeah, like if you buy your earrings that double as fishin' lures
Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle
Perhaps if you think the nut cracker
Is you did off the high dive
Or if ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus!
What's wrong with
I didn't say anything's wrong with it, hard to beat

12 of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 dancers, 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

Well, you know, you really consider it a Christmas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your
You're not to me, get the car key out of your ear
where the 9 years probation comes in
I'm do it for you again, now listen

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 probation
8 table dancers, 7 of redman
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' and some parts to a Mustang GT

Are you
No, my allergies
Holidays everybody!