Luyện nghe bài hát Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

Woo! Somebody done been to the
Man, this is the stuff I got for
Well you up, whatcha get?

5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud
3 shot gun shells, 2 dogs
And parts to a Mustang GT

You got gypped, there's 12 to Christmas!
I that, I got it covered!
Look over there in the corner! yours too?
Yeah!

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 packs of
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a GT

Man, these ain't Christmas presents!
No, they're Gifts! Redneck gifts?
Yeah, if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures
Or if you can the entire chorus to jingle bells
Perhaps if you that the nut cracker
Is you did off the high dive
Or if you've ever anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Claus!
wrong with that?
I didn't say anything's wrong with it, it's to beat

12 pack of bud, 11 tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 dancers, 7 packs of redman
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a GT

Well, you know, you can't consider it a Christmas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit Momma
not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear
That's where the 9 probation comes in
I'm gonna do it for you again, now

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 probation
8 table dancers, 7 of redman
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and parts to a Mustang GT

Are you
No, my allergies
Happy everybody!