Luyện nghe bài hát Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

Woo! Somebody been to the WalMart
Man, is the stuff I got for Christmas
you cleaned up, whatcha get?

5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud
3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin'
And some to a Mustang GT

You got gypped, there's 12 to Christmas!
I that, I got it covered!
Look over there in the corner! yours too?
Yeah!

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 of redman
6 cans of spam, 5 shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and some to a Mustang GT

Man, these ain't normal presents!
No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck
Yeah, like if you buy wife earrings that double as fishin' lures
Or if you can the entire chorus to jingle bells
if you think that the nut cracker
Is something you did off the dive
Or if ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Claus!
wrong with that?
I didn't say anything's with it, it's hard to beat

12 pack of bud, 11 tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 probation
8 dancers, 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a GT

Well, you know, you really consider it a Christmas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit Momma
You're not listening to me, get the car key out of ear
That's where the 9 years probation in
I'm do it for you again, now listen

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin'
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 packs of
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' dogs and parts to a Mustang GT

Are you
No, my allergies
Happy everybody!