Luyện nghe bài hát Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

Woo! Somebody been to the WalMart
Man, this is the stuff I got for
Well you cleaned up, whatcha

5 shirts, 4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin'
And parts to a Mustang GT

You got gypped, there's 12 to Christmas!
I that, I got it covered!
Look over in the corner! That's yours too?
Yeah!

12 of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 packs of
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' and some parts to a Mustang GT

Man, these ain't normal presents!
No, they're Redneck Gifts! Redneck
Yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings double as fishin' lures
Or if you can burp the entire chorus to bells
Perhaps if you think that the nut
Is you did off the high dive
Or if you've ever anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled for Santa Claus!
What's wrong that?
I didn't say anything's wrong it, it's hard to beat

12 pack of bud, 11 tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years
8 table dancers, 7 packs of
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a GT

Well, you know, you can't consider it a Christmas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and your Momma
not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear
That's the 9 years probation comes in
I'm gonna do it for you again, now

12 pack of bud, 11 tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 probation
8 table dancers, 7 packs of
6 of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and some to a Mustang GT

Are you
No, just my
Happy everybody!