Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device . . . Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young . . . One such case is seated before you . . . live on stage . . . yes, Terry Bozzio . . . That's meeee! Don Pardo: That cute little drummer . . . Terry felt in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Punky Meadows, lead guitar player from a group called ANGEL . . . In the photo, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus . . . Ooh, Punky . . . Don Pardo: The sight of drove the helpless drummer mad with desire!
I can't the way he pouts ('Cause he might not be for me!) Hah! Pouting for Hah! Punky Meadows? for you? His hair's so and it's done real nice (Til I with ecstasy!)
Punky, Punky, give me lips To die on . . . Oh, Punky, isn't it
Punky, Punky, give me lips To die on . . . I not to come in your mouth Punky, Punky, album's the shits all wrong . . . but listen, this is no laughing matter
I really queer But if he ever got Tyler would PAY to see! Pay to see
Punky's whips, whips His so shiny, I love his hips I love his teeth, 'n his gums 'n . . . PUNKY (What's up, baby?) You're an . . . (Oh, you know that's the kind of stuff I like to hear) You're too
He's havin' a rash (No shit) That the girls away Skin (Skin doom!) Is what the say
I wonder if Punky is today just go over, 'n hear him play His hair is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck (Dig . . .) I QUEER I GAY (He's a little of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay) A wrist (That's all it is)
lips, Punky's lips Oh, I love his hair, eatin' dunk-y Yes, I his blink and his blank-blank-blank Why, maybe like to yank my crank? YANK IT PUNKY! IT FASTER! YANK IT HARDER! YANK IT ALL LONG! ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY!
I QUEER (NO NO NO NO) I GAY (NO NO NO NO) (He's a little fond of in a wrist array-he-he-he-hey) A wrist (One time for the world!) And then he I QUEER I GAY (He's a fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ay-hay)
I-I Lord, I-I'm Of In a wrist I I'm a little Of In a array-hey-ay-ay-hey
FZ: Thank you . . . Our birthday boy, Terry Bozzio, sad but . . . Just a minute . . .