Luyện nghe bài hát Punky's Whips (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)

Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device . . . Some of these devices have been known to irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers . . . One such case is seated before you . . . live on stage . . . yes, Terry Bozzio . . .
Terry: meeee!
Don Pardo: That cute little drummer . . . Terry recently felt in love with a publicity photo of a boy named Punky Meadows, lead guitar player from a group called . . . In the photo, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus . . .
Terry: Ooh, . . .
Don Pardo: The sight of which drove the drummer mad with desire!

I can't stand the way he
('Cause he not be pouting for me!)
Hah! for you?
Hah! Punky Pouting for you?
His hair's so shiny and it's real nice
(Til I squirm ecstasy!)

Punky, Punky, give me your
To die on . . . Oh, Punky, it romantic?

Punky, Punky, give me lips
To die on . . . I not to come in your mouth
Punky, Punky, album's the shits
It's all wrong . . . but listen, this is no matter

I ain't really
But if he ever got
Tyler would PAY to see!
Pay to see

Punky's whips, Punky's
His hair's so shiny, I love his
I love his teeth, 'n his 'n such . . . PUNKY
(What's up, baby?)
an ANGEL . . .
(Oh, you that's the kind of stuff that I like to hear)
too much

He's been havin' a
(No shit)
keeps the girls away
Skin
(Skin doom!)
Is what the say

I wonder if is rehearsin' today
I'll just go over, 'n him play
His is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his neck
I've heard a he's more fluid than Jeff Beck
(Dig . . .)
I AIN'T
I GAY
(He's a fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
A wrist
(That's all it is)

Punky's lips, Punky's
Oh, I love his hair, dunk-y chips
Yes, I love his blink and his
Why, he'd like to yank my crank?
IT PUNKY! YANK IT FASTER!
YANK IT HARDER! IT ALL NITE LONG!
ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY!

I AIN'T
(NO NO NO NO)
I GAY
(NO NO NO NO)
(He's a little fond of in a wrist array-he-he-he-hey)
A wrist
(One more for the world!)
And then he
I AIN'T
I GAY
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a array-ay-hay)

I-I
Lord, I-I'm
Of
In a array-ee-ay-hey
I

I'm a fo-o-nd
Of
In a array-hey-ay-ay-hey

FZ: Thank you . . . Our birthday boy, Bozzio, sad but true . . . Just a minute . . .