Puerto Rico

You say you wanna take me down to Puerto Rico
Crowded Puerto Rico, humid Puerto Rico
You say you wanna take me up to the mountains
The boring mountains
You say you wanna take out to Las Vegas
Viva, viva Las Vegas

I heard it, I did it
I got the bill
I lived it, I paid it
Paying still

Compliments and promises can't fool me twice
Spreading lies like that around isn't very nice

You say I'm so fascinating like no one else you know
No one else you know, your wife should know
You say you wanna put me on some TV show
The Johnny Carson show, come on, let's go
You say you wanna buy me leather coats and cars
Make me a star, take a trip to Mars

I did it, I got it
I got the jewel
I made it, I paid it
And I'm no fool

Compliments and promises can't fool me twice
You're such a low-life schemer
Beat it creep, dematerialize

Beat it creep, dematerialize