Military Rap

Alright, you maggots, get it up
Do you love me, I can't hear you

Pick em up and put em down, you're in the army now
We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too
Shoulders back and stomach in, we'll teach you discipline
Mother's sons and father's daughters, shut it up and follow orders

Study up on weaponry, the M-16 the M-15
Sammy knows the enemy, flim flam big slam
Tell the major what you see, hut, hut, hut, hut

Ayattolah, rock the house, book 'em in with Minnie Mouse
Donald Duck is going red, Goofy's working for the Feds
Eight ball in the side pocket, I just shot my last rocket
I'm coming back, they're on my tail, aren't you glad I escaped from jail

Bangkok rocks, Bangkok rocks, girls on the strip it's a one way trip
Bangkok rocks, Patpong, Patpong, Patpong, Bangkok rocks

Soldiers dine for free Nato's, up a tree tours at nine and three
Go now, pray late,r it's a lay-away plan, free vacation in Iran
Stop and see the middle east miles and miles of lovely beach
Get that copper tone tan on radioactive sand

Those at home just got a directive, all report to the neighborhood
Collective ten hours a day, making makeup
So the girls at the front can be more protected
If I die on the Russian front, bury me with Russian mud
If they drop us in the east, stand up, hook off, off your seat