Horizontal Twist

TWIST IT TURN IT BANG IT BURN IT
TAKE IT BAKE IT TWIRL IT FAKE IT

WORM IT WAKE IT TWIST IT MAKE IT
SHAKE IT SMOKE IT STROKE IT CHOKE IT

FANCY THAT FANCY THIS
HORIZONTAL TWIST
FANCY THAT FANCY THIS
HORIZONTAL TWIST

SHOW IT BLOW IT DIRTY JOE IT
DANCE AROUND AND SHERYL CROW IT

HELL IT GEL IT SELL IT TELL IT
MESS IT UP AND JINGLE BELL IT

REPEAT CHORUS

FRY EM TRY EM DO OR DIE EM
BRING HIM HOME WHERE YOU CAN TIE HIM

HIDE EM PIE EM SLIDE EM BUY EM
GET A ROOM WHERE YOU CAN RIDE HIM

FLIP HER SKIP HER SHIP HER DRIP HER
SEND HER TO THE LITTLE DIPPER

LIP HER NIP HER GRIP HER STRIP HER
DO IT LIKE AN ACID TRIPPER

REPEAT CHORUS