Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To your pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken ease You need never have a worry or care I will show you a marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the dead on the top of my
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See chap with hair like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's Miracle Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What our money? is this Pirelli?