Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake every morning in shame and To discover your is covered with hair What not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You never again have a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, what's that awful to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What about our Where is this