Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover your is covered with hair ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken with You need never again a worry or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, Penny a bottle, I don't know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See chap with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's Miracle a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a good always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What our money? Where is Pirelli?