Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover your is covered with hair ought not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can waken ease You need never again have a or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are about to see What rose the dead on the top of my head
Pirelli's Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? costs a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with hair Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, what's that stink? Smells to me like piss and like ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a good always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Pirelli's miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir What the money? is this Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?