Ladies and May I have your attention Do you wake every in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can waken with You need again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, costs a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good elixir always
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?