Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered hair ought not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You need never again a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, buys a bottle, I don't know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's that stink? Smells to me piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What our money? is this Pirelli?