Ladies and May I have your attention Do you wake morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and From now on you can with ease You need never have a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it Once a
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's Miracle Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir a good elixir always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What about our Where is this