Ladies and May I have your attention Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover your is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen now on you can waken with ease You need never have a worry or care I will show you a marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the dead on the top of my
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See chap with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good always does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?