Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake morning in shame and despair To discover your is covered with hair What not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken with You need never again have a or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, what's that awful Smells to me like piss and like ink
Buy Miracle elixir what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What the money? Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What our money? is this Pirelli?