Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with What not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken ease You never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the dead on the top of my
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll to thin it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with hair like You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, what's that stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is this