and gentlemen May I have attention please? Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What not to be there?
Well, ladies and now on you can waken with ease You need never again have a or care I will show you a marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? costs a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, what's that awful Smells to me like piss and like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir Grow a wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?