Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you wake every morning in shame and To discover your pillow is covered with What not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can with ease You need never again a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that chap with hair Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is this