Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken with You need again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that chap hair like Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? Smells to me piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the Soon'll it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?