Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you wake morning in shame and despair To discover your is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You never again have a worry or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the dead on the top of my
'Twas Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with hair like You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's elixir Grow a wick, sir Then some fuzz, the Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good always does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What about our is this Pirelli?