Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You need again have a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir can grab it See chap with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's Miracle Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir What the money? is this Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What our money? is this Pirelli?