Ladies and May I have your attention Do you wake every morning in shame and To discover your pillow is covered hair What not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken ease You never again have a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see What from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, costs a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like piss and like ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir sprouts curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Pirelli's If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?