Ladies and May I have your attention Do you wake every morning in shame and To discover your pillow is covered hair ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can with ease You need never have a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see What rose from the on the top of my head
Pirelli's Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a Make two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's Miracle Grow a wick, sir some fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What the money? is this Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?