Ladies and May I have your attention Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You need again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle marvelous Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed buys a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Pirelli's miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What our money? Where is this