Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you every morning in shame and despair To your pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen now on you can waken with ease You need again have a worry or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll to thin it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap hair like Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's elixir Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir always
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Pirelli's miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What about our Where is Pirelli?