Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can with ease You need again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle marvelous Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I know You don't need, ah, go
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unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me have a Make two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
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See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What our money? Where is this