Just I thought everything would be ok Just when I started to believe that was going my way Out came the cloud from under my Crashing down to reality
You used to call me now, I'm Halloween when I used to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now you're me, with a baseball bat
I remember when I to be the king Your honey sweety darling baby I used to be your dark mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just when I thought would be alright Just I started to believe that everything was out of sight You left me with but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be love boat From on out my pet name would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar then it into salt I used to rock your world now, I'm on a fault line Lying in a hail storm in the dark You're my little and I am your trailer park
You used to call me names too cute to Like Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Peet Goochy goochy goo goo gaga like that Now after me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't remember applying for a change So why is it you're calling me, Mr. Psychopathic, pornographic, drunk Failing fast, ass, worthless punk
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Doll I guess studs kicking in my stall You'll probably call him or Loverboy probably disregard him like a broken toy
Just he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe everything was hunky dory He'll at that cloud that he's standing on And an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible squeak He'll It's From here on out his pet name be X Your X, X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes