Just when I thought would be ok Just when I started to believe that everything was my way Out the cloud from under my feet Crashing back to reality
You used to call me now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be jellybean You used to me Schnookums and shit like that Now you're after me, a baseball bat
I remember when I to be the king Your honey sweety darling baby I used to be your tall mystery man Now I'm just up history man
when I thought everything would be alright Just when I started to believe that was out of sight You left me with nothing but a scribbled That said I would no longer be love boat From here on out my pet would be X Your X, X, your X
It used to be sugar it turned into salt I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a line Lying naked in a hail storm in the my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You used to call me names too cute to Like Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Peet Goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I remember applying for a name change So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, drunk fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You used to me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess another studs in my stall You'll probably call him or Loverboy You'll probably disregard him like a toy
Just he thought everything was going his way when he started to believe that everything was hunky dory He'll look at that that he's standing on And an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible squeak He'll gone From on out his pet name would be X X, your X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes