Just when I thought everything be ok Just when I started to believe everything was going my way Out came the cloud under my feet Crashing back down to
You used to call me Pumpkin now, I'm when I used to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit that Now you're after me, with a bat
I remember I used to be the king Your honey sweety darling everything I used to be your tall mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just when I thought everything would be Just when I started to believe that everything was out of You left me with but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be your love here on out my pet name would be X Your X, X, your X
It used to be then it turned into salt I to rock your world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying in a hail storm in the dark You're my little tornado and I am your trailer
You used to call me names too to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Bear and Piccolo Peet Goochy goochy goo goo shit like that Now you're me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't applying for a name change So why is it calling me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Doll I another studs kicking in my stall You'll probably call him or Loverboy You'll probably disregard him like a toy
Just when he thought everything was his way Just when he started to believe everything was hunky dory He'll at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, little, almost inaudible squeak notice It's here on out his pet name would be X Your X, X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes