Just when I thought would be ok Just when I to believe that everything was going my way Out came the cloud from my feet Crashing down to reality
You to call me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now you're after me, with a bat
I remember when I to be the king honey sweety darling baby everything I used to be tall dark mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just I thought everything would be alright Just I started to believe that everything was out of sight You me with nothing but a scribbled note That said I no longer be your love boat From on out my pet name would be X Your X, your X, X
It used to be sugar it turned into salt I used to rock world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a hail storm in the You're my little tornado and I am trailer park
You used to call me names too cute to Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I don't applying for a name change So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking Failing fast, lying ass, worthless
You used to me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess studs kicking in my stall You'll probably call him Superman or You'll disregard him like a broken toy
Just when he thought everything was his way Just when he started to believe that everything was dory look at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible notice It's From here on out his pet would be X X, your X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes