Just I thought everything would be ok Just I started to believe that everything was going my way Out came the cloud from my feet back down to reality
You used to me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now after me, with a baseball bat
I remember when I used to be the honey sweety darling baby everything I used to be tall dark mystery man Now I'm just up history man
Just when I everything would be alright Just when I to believe that everything was out of sight You left me nothing but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be love boat From here on out my pet would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar it turned into salt I used to rock world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a hail storm in the my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You to call me names too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Peet goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I don't remember for a name change So why is it calling me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You to call me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess another studs kicking in my You'll probably call him Superman or You'll probably disregard him like a toy
Just he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe everything was hunky dory look at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible He'll gone From here on out his pet name be X X, your X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes