Just when I everything would be ok Just when I to believe that everything was going my way Out came the from under my feet Crashing back to reality
You to call me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now you're after me, a baseball bat
I when I used to be the king Your honey sweety darling everything I used to be your tall mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just when I thought everything be alright Just I started to believe that everything was out of sight You left me nothing but a scribbled note That I would no longer be your love boat From here on out my pet would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar then it into salt I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a line Lying in a hail storm in the dark You're my little tornado and I am your park
You to call me names too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Peet goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't applying for a name change So why is it calling me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, drunk fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Baby I guess another studs in my stall You'll probably him Superman or Loverboy probably disregard him like a broken toy
Just when he thought everything was his way Just when he started to that everything was hunky dory He'll look at that cloud that he's on And with an itsy, bitsy, little, almost inaudible squeak notice It's From here on out his pet would be X Your X, your X, X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes