Just I thought everything would be ok Just when I to believe that everything was going my way Out came the cloud from my feet Crashing back to reality
You used to me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now after me, with a baseball bat
I remember when I to be the king Your sweety darling baby everything I to be your tall dark mystery man Now I'm just straight up man
Just when I thought everything be alright Just when I started to believe that was out of sight You left me with but a scribbled note said I would no longer be your love boat From here on out my pet name be X Your X, X, your X
It used to be then it turned into salt I used to your world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a hail in the dark You're my little tornado and I am your park
You to call me names too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Peet Goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now after me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't remember applying for a change So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking Failing fast, ass, worthless punk
You used to call me Pie and Baby Doll I another studs kicking in my stall You'll probably call him Superman or You'll probably disregard him like a toy
Just when he thought everything was his way Just when he started to believe that everything was hunky He'll at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible notice It's From here on out his pet would be X Your X, your X, X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes