Just when I thought would be ok Just when I started to believe everything was going my way Out came the cloud under my feet Crashing back down to
You used to call me Pumpkin now, I'm Remember when I to be your jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and like that Now you're after me, a baseball bat
I when I used to be the king Your honey sweety darling baby I to be your tall dark mystery man Now I'm straight up history man
Just when I everything would be alright Just when I started to that everything was out of sight You left me with but a scribbled note That I would no longer be your love boat From here on out my pet would be X Your X, X, your X
It used to be sugar it turned into salt I used to your world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying in a hail storm in the dark my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You used to call me names too to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Goochy goochy goo goo gaga like that Now you're me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I remember applying for a name change So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking Failing fast, lying ass, punk
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Doll I another studs kicking in my stall You'll call him Superman or Loverboy You'll disregard him like a broken toy
when he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that everything was dory He'll look at that cloud that standing on And an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible squeak notice It's here on out his pet name would be X Your X, X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes