Just when I thought would be ok Just when I started to believe that was going my way Out came the from under my feet Crashing back to reality
You used to call me now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be jellybean You used to me Schnookums and shit like that Now after me, with a baseball bat
I when I used to be the king Your honey sweety baby everything I to be your tall dark mystery man Now I'm just up history man
when I thought everything would be alright Just when I started to believe everything was out of sight You left me with nothing but a note That said I would no longer be love boat From on out my pet name would be X Your X, your X, X
It used to be sugar then it turned salt I used to your world now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a storm in the dark You're my tornado and I am your trailer park
You used to me names too cute to repeat Like Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Peet goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I don't remember applying for a name So why is it you're me, Mr. Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You to call me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess another studs kicking in my You'll probably call him or Loverboy You'll probably him like a broken toy
Just when he everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that everything was hunky look at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy, bitsy, little, almost inaudible squeak notice It's From here on out his pet name be X Your X, your X, X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes