Just when I thought would be ok Just when I to believe that everything was going my way Out came the from under my feet Crashing back to reality
You used to me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I to be your jellybean You used to me Schnookums and shit like that Now you're after me, a baseball bat
I remember when I to be the king Your honey sweety darling everything I used to be your tall dark man Now I'm just up history man
Just when I thought everything would be Just when I started to believe everything was out of sight You me with nothing but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be love boat From on out my pet name would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar then it turned salt I used to rock your now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a hail storm in the You're my little tornado and I am trailer park
You used to call me too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Peet goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't remember applying for a name So why is it you're calling me, Mr. Psychopathic, pornographic, drunk Failing fast, lying ass, punk
You used to call me Pie and Baby Doll I guess another studs kicking in my probably call him Superman or Loverboy You'll probably him like a broken toy
Just he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that everything was dory He'll look at that cloud that he's on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible notice It's From here on out his pet name be X Your X, X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes