Just when I thought everything be ok Just when I started to believe everything was going my way Out came the cloud from under my Crashing back to reality
You used to call me Pumpkin now, I'm Remember when I used to be jellybean You used to call me Schnookums and shit like Now after me, with a baseball bat
I remember when I to be the king Your sweety darling baby everything I to be your tall dark mystery man Now I'm just up history man
Just I thought everything would be alright Just when I started to believe that everything was out of You left me nothing but a scribbled note That said I no longer be your love boat here on out my pet name would be X Your X, your X, X
It to be sugar then it turned into salt I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a fault Lying naked in a storm in the dark You're my tornado and I am your trailer park
You to call me names too cute to repeat Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Peet Goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now after me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
I don't remember applying for a name So why is it you're calling me, Mr. Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking Failing fast, lying ass, worthless
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Doll I guess studs kicking in my stall probably call him Superman or Loverboy You'll probably disregard him like a toy
Just he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that everything was dory He'll look at that cloud that he's on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, inaudible squeak notice It's From here on out his pet name be X Your X, X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes