Just when I everything would be ok Just when I started to believe that everything was my way Out came the from under my feet Crashing back down to
You used to me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be your You used to call me Schnookums and like that Now you're after me, with a bat
I remember I used to be the king Your honey sweety darling baby I used to be tall dark mystery man Now I'm straight up history man
Just when I thought everything be alright Just when I started to believe everything was out of sight You left me with nothing but a note That said I no longer be your love boat From on out my pet name would be X X, your X, your X
It used to be sugar then it turned salt I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a fault Lying naked in a hail in the dark my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You used to me names too cute to repeat Like Honey Bunch, Bear and Piccolo Peet goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're after me screaming,"You rat!"
I don't remember applying for a name So why is it you're calling me, Mr. Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking Failing fast, ass, worthless punk
You to call me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll I guess another studs in my stall probably call him Superman or Loverboy You'll probably disregard him like a toy
when he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that was hunky dory He'll look at that cloud that he's on And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible notice It's From here on out his pet name be X X, your X, your X
Pie, no X Bunch, no X Pie, no X face, yes