Pedestrians Must Die

Drivin' in my big SUV
I hit anything in thing fronta me.
Man, woman, child or lamb
I don't give a damn
Because

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Pedestrians Must Die
Pedestrians must Die

Gotta go even faster
To compensate for my blaster,
I'm the reason were losing so much ozone
So don't just sit there, talkin' on the phone.

YOU COULD BE NEXT
Because

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I'll never stop
I'm so much faster than the cops
I'm no economic car of the past
Could only be stopped if I ran out of gas
But with my one gallon tank, that'll never be
You had better flee!!

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Mad Driver: Muhaha! Yess! I am unstoppable now that I have a hostage! Yes, scream all you like, girl, you'll never get out of here alive! Haha! Just try it, coppers! You can't stop me! I own this city; I own these streets! I tear them up! I'm the master! I CAN'T BE STOPPED!!

Hostage: Hey, where the hell am I? What's going on here? Help! Someone please help! Agg, these ropes are so tight! Ahh, you sick freak! When my boyfriend finds out about... well, I don't have a boyfriend, but when the cops catch up to you, you're dead! So dead! Why me? I didn't do anything to you! Pease just let me go. I dunno what his plans are! Anyone please help!

Police Officer: Breaker, breaker we have a situation. Ugg, I need back up. There's a crazed, mad driver. He's got a hostage. Umm, I need a couple cars down here. Am I authorized to use force? Ugg, over.

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Pedestrians

Must DIE!!