I Lost My Birth Certificate (at the D.M.V.)

Had to renew my l.D. last Friday
Stepped in the building with 6 points on me
Gave my papers to the desk girl, Chloe
I got outside and found to my dismay

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I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V.
I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V.
What'll I do?
Oh, what'll I do?
Where could it possibly be?
I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V.

Checked all my pockets at least twenty-one times
Went back inside, thinking Chloe would know
But it turned out she quit just minutes ago
Had to get a new plan and do it in rhymes

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Checked every section that I could think of
The bathroom, the tables, and under the chairs
Even searched in the trash and found some guy's hair
These lack of results gave my heart quite a shove

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Bridge
Do I even exist anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

Dejectedly started walking away
Heard a voice calling, who could it be
Turned and saw Chloe running towards me
She pulled a thing out that made my day

So, I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V.
I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V.
But it has a piece of gum stuck to it
And got smeared with lipstick a bit
Is this stain just a cinnamon bun?
I guess I should just get a new one
But I did find my birth certificate at the D.M.V.