Packs of Three

It was the biggest ever cock youd ever seen
But youve no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful you never were with me
I heard you did it four times and Jonnies
Come in packs of three

She was the best shag Id ever had
That doesnt mean Im saying, bed wise, you were bad
I think you were working, we got a hotel
We didnt have anything but I thought I might as well

I never told the rest
I was drunk and I told you
I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said Id fuck
Anything in a skirt once Im erect

And shes a famous harlot in this town
I know enough to, but still I couldnt turn her down
He said Im an asshole, what was I thinking?
Its far too easy to blame it on the drinking