(Afternoon) Soaps

Sit by me silently and brush my beard
No mess to mop up from the bed today
Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?
Weve nothing to do and weve nothing to say
Oh, when you go

Recently, weve been somewhat volatile
And last night it starts with that Joan Osbourne song
I hate it anyway but you made it worse
I know why you laughed and you should know you were wrong
Oh, when you go

Bird number one taught me I shouldnt trust
Thats why I find unfounded doubts abound
But number two proved that with none, weve nothing
And now Im only happy when youre not around
Oh, when you go