Luyện nghe bài hát One Of A Kind

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A blowjob from girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz girl has lips like Stephen Tyler.
Dont hate on me, cuz Im than some spices.
Plus your girl is Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
night your girl kept me waiting.
While you were alone, just masturbating.
Here Rufus, go this stick.
I dont kill my dogs.
Like a certain Vick.
I ate at BW3s, (Buffalo Wings)
Now Im full.
They give you just like a Red Bull.
Im not like Lil bringin the lollipop.
Im more like Fiddy and I bring the candy shop.
My always told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Jonas because,
They more eight year olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be at little boys.
I think thats son.
Bcuz you cant therapist. (the rapist)
Without Jackson.

This is my rap and its about to blow mind.
My name is Cody and Im one of a kind.
After this rap, Im be huge.
Now go to verse number two.

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Hey bitch, get me food.
Thats what Ill her.
But she cant me just like Helen Keller.
here and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the of your facial hair,
more juiced up than Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, youre never marry.
But when you in the shower,
You sound than Katy Perry. (which isnt saying much.)
You up with me cuz I was talking some smack.
But youre like Schwarzenegger.
Baby, be back.
If you get in a fight,
You Ill defend ya.
Jesus cuz we all know he was a ninja.
Come tell me what you think this ring.
Ooh, is it for me?
Girl, you be dreamin like Luther King.
Think about this when youre with her crotch.
Youre gonna a Jack Links condom,
Cuz messin with Sasquatch.

This is my rap, and its to blow your mind.
My name is Cody and Im one of a kind.
You wish you could, but youll be me.
Okay, now its for verse number three.
time!!!

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I heard that Cyrus was dead.
And that Spears would sound better,
a voice like Fred.
My dog got a of Me.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got from blowing Chris Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic an episode of Family Guy.
By How to be Gangster, I feel Im pretty fly.
My cat bit my finger just like Charlie.
so childish, you Tivo iCarly.
I turn Fred off as as he says Heyy.
Cyrus has a deeper voice than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but youre the best.
Youre as big as HotForWords chest.
Bo Burnham is my idol just Derek Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, Id to meet her.
has his Douche bag of the Day
Today it goes to Michael for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Denters? Oh my Gosh!
Youve gotta be me. Its just Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Miss South Carolina.
And just as wide as Obama Girls vagina.

This is my rap, and it just blew mind, because
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
to go now, I hope you had fun.
But Ill see you later cuz this is done.