Luyện nghe bài hát One Of A Kind

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A blowjob from girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz girl has lips like Stephen Tyler.
Dont hate on me, cuz Im hotter than spices.
Plus your girl is Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last night your girl me waiting.
While you home alone, just masturbating.
Here Rufus, go this stick.
Because I dont my dogs.
Like a Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3s, (Buffalo Wings)
Now Im full.
They give you wings just a Red Bull.
Im not like Lil Wayne the lollipop.
Im more like and I bring the whole candy shop.
My momma told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Jonas because,
attract more eight year olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be at little boys.
I think thats son.
Bcuz you spell therapist. (the rapist)
Michael Jackson.

This is my rap and its about to blow mind.
My name is Cody and Im one of a kind.
After this rap, Im be huge.
Now go to verse number two.

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Hey bitch, get me food.
Thats what Ill her.
But she cant hear me just Helen Keller.
here and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the look of your hair,
Youre juiced up than Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, never gonna marry.
But you sing in the shower,
You sound better than Perry. (which isnt saying much.)
You broke up with me cuz I was talking smack.
But like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Baby, be back.
If you get in a fight,
You Ill defend ya.
Like Jesus cuz we all he was a ninja.
Come tell me what you about this ring.
Ooh, is it for me?
Girl, you be dreamin Martin Luther King.
Think this when youre playing with her crotch.
Youre need a Jack Links condom,
Cuz messin with Sasquatch.

This is my rap, and its about to your mind.
My is Cody Freeland and Im one of a kind.
You wish you could, but never be me.
Okay, now its time for verse three.
time!!!

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I heard Miley Cyrus was dead.
And that Britney Spears sound better,
With a like Fred.
My dog got a of Me.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got from blowing Chris Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an of Family Guy.
By watching How to be Gangster, I feel Im fly.
My cat freakin bit my finger like Charlie.
so childish, you Tivo iCarly.
I turn Fred off as soon as he Heyy.
Miley Cyrus has a deeper than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but youre the best.
Youre just as big as chest.
Bo Burnham is my just like Derek Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, Id love to her.
SxePhil has his bag of the Day
Today it goes to Michael Buckley for extremely gay.
Are you to Esmee Denters? Oh my Gosh!
Youve gotta be me. Its just Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Teen South Carolina.
And youre as wide as Obama Girls vagina.

This is my rap, and it blew your mind, because
My name is Cody and Im one of a kind.
to go now, I hope you had fun.
But Ill see you cuz this song is done.