Luyện nghe bài hát One Of A Kind

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A from your girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz your girl has like Stephen Tyler.
hate on me, cuz Im hotter than some spices.
Plus girl is like Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last night your kept me waiting.
While you were alone, just masturbating.
Rufus, go fetch this stick.
Because I dont my dogs.
a certain Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3s, (Buffalo Wings)
Now Im full.
They give you just like a Red Bull.
Im not like Lil bringin the lollipop.
Im more Fiddy and I bring the whole candy shop.
My momma always told me not to to strangers.
Or the Jonas because,
They attract more eight olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be lookin at boys.
I think thats son.
Bcuz you cant therapist. (the rapist)
Michael Jackson.

This is my rap and its about to your mind.
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
After this rap, Im be huge.
Now lets go to verse two.

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Hey bitch, get me food.
Thats what Ill her.
But she cant me just like Helen Keller.
Come and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the of your facial hair,
Youre more juiced up than Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, youre never marry.
But when you in the shower,
You sound better than Perry. (which isnt saying much.)
You broke up with me cuz I was talking smack.
But youre Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Baby, be back.
If you get in a fight,
You Ill defend ya.
Jesus cuz we all know he was a ninja.
Come me what you think about this ring.
Ooh, is it for me?
Girl, you be dreamin Martin Luther King.
Think about this when youre playing her crotch.
Youre gonna a Jack Links condom,
Cuz messin with Sasquatch.

This is my rap, and its to blow your mind.
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
You you could, but youll never be me.
Okay, now its for verse number three.
time!!!

3]

I heard that Miley was dead.
And that Britney Spears sound better,
With a voice Fred.
My dog got a of Me.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got herpes from blowing Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an episode of Guy.
By watching How to be Gangster, I Im pretty fly.
My cat bit my finger just like Charlie.
Youre so childish, you iCarly.
I Fred off as soon as he says Heyy.
Miley Cyrus has a deeper than TayZonday.
Dave Days, but youre still the best.
Youre just as big as chest.
Bo Burnham is my idol just like Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, Id love to her.
SxePhil has his bag of the Day
it goes to Michael Buckley for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Esmee Oh my Gosh!
Youve gotta be kidding me. Its Smosh.
Girl, you almost as as Miss Teen South Carolina.
And youre as wide as Obama Girls vagina.

This is my rap, and it just blew mind, because
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
to go now, I hope you had fun.
But Ill see you later cuz song is done.