Luyện nghe bài hát One Of A Kind

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A blowjob from girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz your girl has lips Stephen Tyler.
Dont hate on me, cuz Im than some spices.
Plus your is like Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last night your girl me waiting.
While you home alone, just masturbating.
Here Rufus, go fetch stick.
Because I kill my dogs.
Like a Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3s, (Buffalo Wings)
Now Im full.
They give you wings just a Red Bull.
Im not like Lil Wayne the lollipop.
Im more like and I bring the whole candy shop.
My always told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Jonas because,
They attract more eight olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be lookin at boys.
I think thats son.
Bcuz you spell therapist. (the rapist)
Without Jackson.

This is my rap and its about to blow mind.
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
this rap, Im gonna be huge.
Now go to verse number two.

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Hey bitch, get me food.
Thats what Ill her.
But she cant me just like Helen Keller.
Come and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the of your facial hair,
Youre more juiced up Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, never gonna marry.
But when you in the shower,
You sound better than Perry. (which isnt saying much.)
You broke up me cuz I was talking some smack.
But youre like Schwarzenegger.
Baby, be back.
If you get in a fight,
You know Ill ya.
Like cuz we all know he was a ninja.
tell me what you think about this ring.
Ooh, is it for me?
Girl, you be like Martin Luther King.
Think about this when playing with her crotch.
Youre gonna a Jack Links condom,
Cuz youre with Sasquatch.

This is my rap, and its about to blow mind.
My name is Cody and Im one of a kind.
You you could, but youll never be me.
Okay, now its for verse number three.
time!!!

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I that Miley Cyrus was dead.
And Britney Spears would sound better,
With a like Fred.
My dog got a of Me.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got herpes from blowing Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an episode of Guy.
By watching How to be Gangster, I Im pretty fly.
My cat bit my finger just like Charlie.
Youre so childish, you iCarly.
I turn Fred off as soon as he Heyy.
Miley Cyrus has a deeper than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but still the best.
just as big as HotForWords chest.
Bo Burnham is my idol just like Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, Id love to her.
SxePhil has his bag of the Day
it goes to Michael Buckley for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Esmee Oh my Gosh!
Youve gotta be me. Its just Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Teen South Carolina.
And youre just as wide as Obama vagina.

This is my rap, and it just blew your mind,
My is Cody Freeland and Im one of a kind.
to go now, I hope you had fun.
But Ill see you cuz this song is done.