Luyện nghe bài hát One Of A Kind

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A blowjob from your is what I desire.
Cuz girl has lips like Stephen Tyler.
Dont hate on me, cuz Im hotter than spices.
Plus your is like Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last your girl kept me waiting.
While you were home alone, masturbating.
Rufus, go fetch this stick.
Because I kill my dogs.
Like a Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3s, (Buffalo Wings)
Now Im full.
They give you wings just a Red Bull.
Im not Lil Wayne bringin the lollipop.
Im more Fiddy and I bring the whole candy shop.
My momma told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Brothers because,
They attract more eight year olds than the Rangers. (haha!)
You be at little boys.
I think thats son.
Bcuz you spell therapist. (the rapist)
Without Jackson.

This is my rap and its about to blow mind.
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
After this rap, Im be huge.
Now go to verse number two.

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Hey bitch, get me food.
Thats what Ill her.
But she cant hear me just Helen Keller.
Come here and let me see hips shake, yo.
By the look of facial hair,
more juiced up than Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, youre never marry.
But when you in the shower,
You sound than Katy Perry. (which isnt saying much.)
You broke up me cuz I was talking some smack.
But like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Baby, be back.
If you get in a fight,
You Ill defend ya.
Like Jesus cuz we all he was a ninja.
Come me what you think about this ring.
Ooh, is it for me?
Girl, you be dreamin Martin Luther King.
Think this when youre playing with her crotch.
Youre gonna a Jack Links condom,
Cuz messin with Sasquatch.

This is my rap, and its about to blow mind.
My is Cody Freeland and Im one of a kind.
You wish you could, but youll be me.
Okay, now its for verse number three.
time!!!

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I heard Miley Cyrus was dead.
And that Spears would sound better,
With a voice Fred.
My dog got a of Me.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got herpes from blowing Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an of Family Guy.
By watching How to be Gangster, I feel Im fly.
My cat freakin bit my just like Charlie.
so childish, you Tivo iCarly.
I turn Fred off as as he says Heyy.
Cyrus has a deeper voice than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but still the best.
just as big as HotForWords chest.
Bo is my idol just like Derek Jeter.
So is Tisdale, Id love to meet her.
SxePhil has his bag of the Day
it goes to Michael Buckley for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Esmee Oh my Gosh!
Youve gotta be kidding me. Its Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Miss South Carolina.
And youre just as wide as Girls vagina.

This is my rap, and it just your mind, because
My name is Freeland and Im one of a kind.
to go now, I hope you had fun.
But Ill see you later cuz this is done.