You've got your Volvo and yor mortgage. All your of value all wrapped up in storage. got 2.4 children named Dick and Jane. They look like Ken and Barby and you dress both the same. got a dog named Rover, a cat named Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car if it a little foggy. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you you dog at 6:30am every morning.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
Your in the job till the day that you retire, You happy just to sit home, feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of fridays down the pub, But you should have the line at joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise li'l ol' me. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But when you start people start yawning.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could have on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
You and clean your car out every single sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you need alot of warning. You on golf now to improve your handicap, You sit down for a harty meal then lie for a nap. You think you're wifes at bingo but here with me instead, You misunderstnad her if you just listened to what she said. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same town you were in.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.