You've got your and yor little mortgage. All things of value all wrapped up in storage. got 2.4 children named Dick and Jane. They look like Ken and Barby and you dress both the same. You've got a dog named Rover, a cat Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car if it a little foggy. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you you dog at 6:30am every morning.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
Your in the same job till the day you retire, You just to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to all of your fridays down the pub, But you have drawn the line at joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. than out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But when you start talking start yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You wash and clean car out every single sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you just need of warning. You concentrate on golf now to your handicap, You sit down for a harty meal lie down for a nap. You you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just to what she said. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same you were born in.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless.