You've got your and yor little mortgage. All things of value all wrapped up in storage. You've got 2.4 children Dick and Jane. They look like Ken and Barby and you dress them the same. You've got a dog Rover, a cat named Moggy, You're wife let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you walk you dog at every morning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers.
Your in the same job the day that you retire, You happy just to sit home, your up by the fire. OK to spend all of your fridays down the pub, But you should have drawn the at joining the caravan club, Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But when you start talking people yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You wash and clean your car out single sunday mornign. You enjoy surprises, you just need alot of warning. You concentrate on golf now to your handicap, You sit down for a harty then lie down for a nap. You think you're wifes at bingo but she's with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you listened to what she said. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same town you born in.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless.