You've got your and yor little mortgage. All your of value all wrapped up in storage. You've got 2.4 children named and Jane. They like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog named Rover, a cat Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car if it a little foggy. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you walk you dog at 6:30am morning.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a of carpet slippers.
Your in the same job the day that you retire, You happy to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of your fridays the pub, But you should have drawn the line at the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise li'l ol' me. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But when you start talking start yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You wash and clean your car out single sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you just need of warning. You on golf now to improve your handicap, You sit down for a harty meal lie down for a nap. You you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you listened to what she said. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the town you were born in.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless.