You've got Volvo and yor little mortgage. All your things of value all up in storage. You've got 2.4 named Dick and Jane. They like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog named Rover, a cat Moggy, You're wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you walk you dog at 6:30am morning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers.
in the same job till the day that you retire, You happy just to sit home, feet up by the fire. OK to spend all of your fridays down the pub, But you should have the line at joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you start talking people start yawning.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless.
You wash and your car out every single sunday mornign. You still surprises, you just need alot of warning. You concentrate on golf now to improve handicap, You sit down for a meal then lie down for a nap. You think you're wifes at but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just listened to she said. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the town you were born in.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.