You've got Volvo and yor little mortgage. All your things of all wrapped up in storage. You've got 2.4 named Dick and Jane. They like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog Rover, a cat named Moggy, You're wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you you dog at 6:30am every morning.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers.
Your in the same job the day that you retire, You happy to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of fridays down the pub, But you should drawn the line at joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you start talking people start yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been with us, could been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You wash and clean your car out single sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you need alot of warning. You concentrate on now to improve your handicap, You sit down for a harty meal lie down for a nap. You you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you listened to what she said. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you've lived and work and you probably die in the same town you were in.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could have on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless.