You've got your Volvo and yor mortgage. All your things of all wrapped up in storage. got 2.4 children named Dick and Jane. They look Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog Rover, a cat named Moggy, You're wife wont let you in the car if it a little foggy. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you walk you dog at 6:30am morning.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
Your in the job till the day that you retire, You just to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of your down the pub, But you should have drawn the line at joining the club, Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But when you start talking people yawning.
This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You and clean your car out every single sunday mornign. You enjoy surprises, you just need alot of warning. You on golf now to improve your handicap, You sit for a harty meal then lie down for a nap. You think you're wifes at but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt her if you just listened to what she said. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and and you probably die in the same town you were born in.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you have been with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.