You've got your and yor little mortgage. All your things of value all up in storage. You've got 2.4 named Dick and Jane. They like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog named Rover, a cat Moggy, wife wont let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you walk you dog at 6:30am morning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers.
Your in the same job the day that you retire, You happy to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of your fridays the pub, But you should have drawn the at joining the caravan club, You'd stay home and watch T.V. than come out and socialise with li'l ol' me. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But when you start talking start yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.
You wash and clean your car out every single mornign. You still surprises, you just need alot of warning. You concentrate on golf now to your handicap, You sit down for a harty meal lie down for a nap. You think you're wifes at bingo but here with me instead, You wouldnt her if you just listened to what she said. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and and you probably die in the same town you were born in.
is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could have on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have been with us, have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers. This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless.