You've got your and yor little mortgage. All your things of value all up in storage. You've got 2.4 children Dick and Jane. look like Ken and Barby and you dress them both the same. You've got a dog Rover, a cat named Moggy, You're wife let you in the car if it gets a little foggy. I dont wanna be the one to say you got boring, But you walk you dog at every morning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have been with us, could have on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your ticket for a pair of slippers.
in the same job till the day that you retire, You just to sit home, your feet up by the fire. It's OK to spend all of your down the pub, But you should drawn the line at joining the caravan club, You'd Rather stay home and watch T.V. than come out and with li'l ol' me. I wanna be the one to say that you got boring, But you start talking people start yawning.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who remain nameless. But you could have with us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you in your ticket for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
You and clean your car out every single sunday mornign. You still enjoy surprises, you just need of warning. You concentrate on golf now to improve handicap, You sit for a harty meal then lie down for a nap. You you're wifes at bingo but she's here with me instead, You wouldnt misunderstnad her if you just to what she said. I dont be the one to say that you got boring, But you've lived and and you probably die in the same town you were born in.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.
This is an ode to slimy bassless, a guy who for now who should nameless. But you could have been us, could have been on the trip, yeah. But you traded in your for a pair of carpet slippers. This is an ode to bassless, a guy who for now who should remain nameless.