Luyện nghe bài hát NCR Kay Mailay

1 :-

Kahani Hoti hai shurru NCR k kaalay suit se... China walay aur director ki qoot se.

Admission aaye toh daikhay haseen nazaray thay
CAMS CBM ko chorr k hum Bhai maaray gaye...

Kalay Kaalay aur qartootain in ki kaali .. chotti chotti
baat pay maa bahen ki gaali....

chalia gutka chalta hai lecture k dauraan .... bhiya chorro issay ban bhi jao insaan...

baba quaid k mazzar k baher Jo pathan ..aanay waaly bachay NCR k mehman .

in ko koi maila bollay bollay toh parray ga chanta ... har paye jayen gay peetay huay fanta....

burgeron ki daikh k hiltay nahi ... par landay loffers miltay nahi...
ye mailay ki hadden kar chukkay hain paar..
chori huay nulls ki tadaad chaar..
ab inko bilkul hai bekaaar chahe alam sahab haun ya baba-e-ncr.

inkay chachay maamay pan ki dukaan par.
mai dalo gutka aur challo jani kaam par.

Mooh Mai Daalo Gutka Aur Challo Kaam Par.

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M1M1 Ki Toh Hi Kuch Aur Hai
E1M2 In Pay Khowar Hai
C1M1 Walay Time Crazy
Is Called NCR My Baby.

2 :-

mailapan dikhanay mai larkiaan bhi nahi hain..GCR
mai hota kya ko patta nahi hai...
I love you ko chotta kar k ily banna dia maili salaam bohot tyt kaam kia.

in larkion k saaray hotay hain fazool aur college mai aatin hain lagga k kafool.....

Maths K May In Sub K Mooh Mai Ek Toffee Hai,
samajhdar k Liye ishara hi hai.

KGS k aagay nahi barh aap
parda kr k aya karro ga sawaab

chotti bahen se facial ye karwaye GI
sitting at the parlor ye pay lagaye GI.

Aur bhi hain ek ustaad Jo poochay mai hun kon.....
saaray bachay bollay is college k DON

Saaray Mailay Bachay Is College K DON

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M1M1 Ki Toh Baat Hi Aur Hai
Saari E1M2 In Pay Hai
Walay Full Time Crazy
This Is NCR My Baby.

3 :-

Mere walay verse mai ek chotti si kahani
daikho zarra in mailon ki jaawani.

in ka black
shoes in k
4 foot ki
aur lay k side

poori toli lay k APC
tolli ho gayi golli batta Bhai ne in ki

Apc se pit k da degree
wahan ja k aur bhi zaida bigri.
itna ganda maara k laut k na aye
maillay chooriaaan pahen lay khudaara.

Ek aaisi hai hasti har mailay ki phat'ti
NCR mai paya jata naam hai uska

jaisa is ka naam waisa is ka
don't touch me my Name is khan.

pann dikhanay ye sub k hai baap
aap ko kya patta kya kya hua sath.

maila lesbo gays ye sub in k naam
na na na na na ye NCR ki awaam.

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M1M1 Ki Toh Hi Kuch Aur Hai
E1M2 In pay Khowar Hai
C1M1 Wallay Full Time Crazy
Is Called NCR My Baby.