NCR Kay Mailay

Verse 1 :-

Kahani Hoti hai shurru NCR k kaalay suit se... China walay card aur director ki qoot se.

Admission lene aaye toh daikhay haseen nazaray thay
CAMS CBM ko chorr k hum saaray Bhai maaray gaye...

Kalay Kaalay Bachay aur qartootain in ki kaali .. chotti chotti
baat pay dete maa bahen ki gaali....

chalia gutka chalta hai lecture k dauraan .... mailay bhiya chorro issay ban bhi jao insaan...

baba quaid k mazzar k baher hain Jo pathan ..aanay waaly bachay NCR k mehman .

in ko koi maila bollay bollay toh parray ga chanta ... har jaggah paye jayen gay peetay huay fanta....

burgeron ki dressing daikh k hiltay nahi ... par landay loffers miltay nahi...
ye mailay mailaypann ki hadden kar chukkay hain paar..
chori huay nulls ki tadaad hogayi chaar..
ab inko samjhana bilkul hai bekaaar chahe alam sahab haun ya baba-e-ncr.

inkay saaray chachay maamay pan ki dukaan par.
Mooh mai dalo gutka aur challo jani kaam par.

Mooh Mai Daalo Gutka Aur Challo Jani Kaam Par.

Chorus × 2
M1M1 Ki Toh Baat Hi Kuch Aur Hai
Saari E1M2 In Pay Khowar Hai
C1M1 Walay Full Time Crazy
This Is Called NCR My Baby.

Verse 2 :-

mailapan dikhanay mai larkiaan bhi peechay nahi hain..GCR
mai hota kya kissi ko patta nahi hai...
I love you ko chotta kar k ily banna dia maili baaji salaam bohot tyt kaam kia.

in larkion k saaray Status hotay hain fazool aur college mai aatin hain lagga k kafool.....

Maths K Period May In Sub K Mooh Mai Ek Toffee Hai,
samajhdar k Liye ishara hi kaafi hai.

KGS k aagay nahi barh saktin aap
parda kr k aya karro Millay ga sawaab

apni chotti bahen se facial ye karwaye GI
sitting at the parlor ye status pay lagaye GI.

Aur aaisay bhi hain ek ustaad Jo poochay mai hun kon.....
saaray mailay bachay bollay is college k DON

Saaray Mailay Bachay Bollay Is College K DON

Chorus × 2
M1M1 Ki Toh Baat Hi Kuch Aur Hai
Saari E1M2 In Pay Khowar Hai
C1M1 Walay Full Time Crazy
This Is Called NCR My Baby.

Verse 3 :-

Mere last walay verse mai ek chotti si kahani
daikho zarra daikho in mailon ki jaawani.

colour in ka black
shoes in k white
4 foot ki height
aur panga lay k side

poori toli lay k pohonchay APC
tolli ho gayi golli batta Bhai ne in ki kholli

Apc se pit k pohonchay da degree
wahan ja k baat aur bhi zaida bigri.
itna ganda maara k laut k na aye dobaara
oooo maillay chooriaaan pahen lay khudaara.

Ek aaisi hai hasti jissay har mailay ki phat'ti
NCR mai paya jata naam hai uska masti

jaisa is ka naam waisa is ka kaam
don't touch me my brother Name is khan.

chaura pann dikhanay ye sub k hai baap
aap ko kya patta kya kya hua inkay sath.

burger maila lesbo gays ye sub in k naam
na na na na na ye NCR ki awaam.

Chorus × 2

M1M1 Ki Toh Baat Hi Kuch Aur Hai
Saari E1M2 In pay Khowar Hai
C1M1 Wallay Full Time Time Crazy
This Is Called NCR My Baby.