Luyện nghe bài hát My Brother

Phaugh... There's something wrong here,
is it
Ohh! you
COME AND SIT DOWN,
YOUR GONNA THE TRUTH
ABOUT YOU AND PUT ON RECORD.

'ERE PLEASE SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME
I'VE JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST...

Who put salt in the bowl
Who put in the coal
Who put a real live toad in the
MY
Who put jam in shoe
Who real caterpillars stew
Who Grandad in the loo
MY
My said it wasn't he
who put in Grandma's tea
My brother said it was me
My brothers
Who toothpaste round the hall
Who put soot in the baby's
Who things on the garden wall
MY
You autha see he drew.
auhh a surprise
nobody knew what it was
but everybody had a idea
and he slogans
"Down young mothers" that was one
he don't think our mum knows
how to bring us up
I think so either
you
every night we're wide awake,
she us go to bed, and
morning when we're fast asleep
she us get up
pet mouse made autnie shreik
Who ate glue and speak
What clever was sick for a week
MY
Who maggots in a tin
Plays the twist on his
been gettin' at the gin
MY
He looks just a chimney sweep
but they say is just skin deep
I know he's good when asleep!
but you know what he's dreamin' about (do ya)
Who wouldn't if I ride his bike
Who me shot his gun if I like
Who says I'm best at Football, Ludo, & Ladders
Hide & Seek, Chasin' each up and down the garden
pinchin' girls up the high street
he's gotta say I'm best
'cause I'm than he is and if he don't say I'm best
at everything bash him. HaHa
MY LOVELY BROTHER
on, come on mate, lets get out of here
bofore you down the hole in the middle
come on give us your hand' we're wal...
'ere what you had in hand
ya
Corrrrr!!!!!