Luyện nghe bài hát My Brother

Phaugh... There's wrong round here,
is it
Ohh! you
COME AND SIT DOWN,
GONNA HAVE THE TRUTH
TOLD YOU AND PUT ON RECORD.

PLEASE DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME
BECAUSE JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST...

Who put salt in the sugar
Who put in the coal
Who put a live toad in the hole
MY
Who put jam in mothers
Who real caterpillars stew
Who Grandad in the loo
MY
My brother it wasn't he
who put shampoo in tea
My brother that it was me
My rotten
Who squeezed toothpaste the hall
Who put in the baby's b###
Who drew on the garden wall
MY
You see what he drew.
what a surprise
nobody knew what it was
but had a good idea
and he wrote
"Down young mothers" that was one
'cause he don't our mum knows
how to bring us up
I think so either
you
every when we're wide awake,
she us go to bed, and
every morning when fast asleep
she us get up
pet mouse made autnie shreik
Who ate glue and speak
clever dick was sick for a week
MY
Who keeps in a tin
the twist on his violin
Whos been at the gin
MY
He just like a chimney sweep
but dirt they say is just deep
I know he's good when asleep!
but you don't know what he's dreamin' (do ya)
Who wouldn't mind if I ride his
Who me shot his gun if I like
Who I'm best at Football, Ludo, Snakes & Ladders
& Seek, Chasin' each other up and down the garden
pinchin' girls up the high street
Well he's say I'm best
'cause I'm than he is and if he don't say I'm best
at everything I'll bash him.
MY LOVELY BROTHER
come on, come on mate, get out of here
bofore you fall the hole in the middle
come on us your hand' we're gonna wal...
'ere you had in your hand
ya
Corrrrr!!!!!