Luyện nghe bài hát My Brother

Phaugh... something wrong round here,
is it
Ohh! you
COME AND SIT DOWN,
GONNA HAVE THE TRUTH
TOLD YOU AND PUT ON RECORD.

'ERE PLEASE SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME
BECAUSE I'VE HAD MY BREAKFAST...

Who put salt in the sugar
Who put fireworks in the
Who put a live toad in the hole
MY
Who put jam in mothers
Who made real caterpillars
Who Grandad in the loo
MY
My brother it wasn't he
who put in Grandma's tea
My brother that it was me
My rotten
Who squeezed toothpaste round the
Who put soot in the b###
Who drew things on the wall
MY
You see what he drew.
what a surprise
nobody knew it was realy
but had a good idea
and he slogans
"Down with mothers" that was one
'cause he don't our mum knows
how to us up right
I think so either
you
night when we're wide awake,
she us go to bed, and
every morning we're fast asleep
she us get up
Whos pet mouse made shreik
Who ate and couldn't speak
clever dick was sick for a week
MY
Who maggots in a tin
Plays the on his violin
been gettin' at the gin
MY
He looks just like a chimney
but dirt they say is just skin
I know he's good he's asleep!
but you don't know he's dreamin' about (do ya)
Who mind if I ride his bike
Who lets me shot his gun if I
Who I'm best at Football, Ludo, Snakes & Ladders
Hide & Seek, each other up and down the garden
pinchin' little girls up the high
he's gotta say I'm best
'cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm
at everything bash him. HaHa
MY LOVELY BROTHER
come on, come on mate, lets get out of
bofore you fall down the hole in the
come on give us your hand' gonna wal...
'ere what you had in hand
ya
Corrrrr!!!!!