I don't dude I think everyone's all and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me And they need to it up with me after the show
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my All the chicks start yellin', all the hot Throw their bras and shirt and their panties on stage So every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next with me I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock star shit, it's the for me And all the guys just despise me because
These chicks even know the name of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga don't you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that room 'Cause my is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Simmons book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man himself takin on a flick Hey I we had an interview with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be for soundcheck Man I goin' to soundcheck But our mics are up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man up And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew When I was bout to right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey dude I love band) We ain't a band we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can every area code
Bitch carry own make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of this Time for me to go and make some loot I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist me some crack Lose Yourself I was in the back Superman I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) Bitch are you Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't my name
These chicks even know the name of my band(ha ha) But all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I I know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the to take off their And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off underpants My makes all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)