I don't know I everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude And need to take it up with me after the show
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hands 'Cause I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
So I get off right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the lead in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' God Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially when I the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their and their panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the night with me I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva to pull a knife on me 'Cause I him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Smash these and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple but All I did was read a Simmons book So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
Look at Em little punk ass he the shit Yeah I know man find himself on a flick Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to But our mics are screwed up and his always best You know what man I'ma say Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, up Man tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the does not Once we out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know proof is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts Ready to snap on a fan Every time I hear (Hey I love your band) We ain't a bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can find every area
carry your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are you? Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and make loot I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist me some crack Lose Yourself I was in the back Superman I was in the back the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see the only one for me And it just my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
These chicks don't know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The boy band in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the to take off their And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)