I don't know I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a dude And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude And they to take it up with me after the show
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' God Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God dude you rock" "Please Marshall let me suck your cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night pick a fight with me But when we fight it's like sibling rivalry Cuz back on stage the next night with me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other just despise me because
chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple but All I did was read a Russell book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass he the shit Yeah I know man find takin on a flick Hey I we had an interview with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't to soundcheck But our are screwed up and his always sound best You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to him off, what's up Man I'ma him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to right after you I swear, I man
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
They say the singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amusement I'm let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey I love your band) We ain't a band we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get ten And these guys can find every area code
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm of this group Time for me to go solo and make some I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me crack Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do to get buff I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm this band I'm start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the one for me And it just tears my ass to know that you don't know my name
These chicks even know the name of my band(ha ha) But all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I I know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My My
The boy band in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the to take off their And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wan to My salsa, out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off their My salsa all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)