I don't dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead of a band dude And I everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude And they need to it up with me after the show
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
So I get off right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God him" "Becky oh my fuckin' God Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall let me suck your cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my All the chicks start yellin', all the hot Throw their bras and their and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a with me But we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on the next night with me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me 'Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the guys just despise me because
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a backwards don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, yous a And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that room my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons So I'm intect, tryna get on the map jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview DJ Clue No I had an not you two You be late for soundcheck Man I goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, up Man I'ma tell him I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew When I was bout to right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not Once we sold out to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that is hot I should cut his mic off when the starts Ready to snap on a fan Every I hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can find area code
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of group Time for me to go and make some loot I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me crack Yourself video I was in the back Superman I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) Bitch are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm this band I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne
Girl why you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't my name
These chicks don't know the name of my band(ha ha) But all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to off their And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off their My salsa all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)