I don't dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' with me dude And need to take it up with me after the show
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off right and drop the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me your cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on So like every single they pick a fight with me But when we fight kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next with me Dude I just think you're tryna the light from me Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock star shit, it's the for me And all the other guys just despise me
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'Cause my shit is smaller than a decimal See I how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell book So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
Look at Em little ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be for soundcheck Man I ain't to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always best You what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be When I was bout to talk right you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not Once we out arenas to the amusement park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey dude I love band) We ain't a band bitch we don't instruments So why he get 90 and we only get ten And these guys can find every area code
Bitch carry own make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm of this group Time for me to go and make some loot I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me crack Lose Yourself I was in the back Superman video I was in the the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) Bitch are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half and I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm this band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't my name
These chicks don't know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to off their And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty girls wan to And off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)