I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think got a fuckin' problem with me dude And they need to take it up me after the show
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off stage and drop the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get Especially I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and their on stage So like every single night they pick a with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night me Dude I just think tryna steal the light from me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be This star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys despise me because
These chicks don't even know the of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Russell Simmons So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself takin on a Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You be late for soundcheck Man I goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up we s'posed to be crew I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the name of my But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group not Once we sold out to the amusement park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey dude I your band) We ain't a band we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can find area code
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of group Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I made the and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me crack Yourself video I was in the back Superman I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) Bitch are you Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to that you don't know my name
These don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the pretty girl's wan to My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the girls wan to dance And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)