I know dude I everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the lead in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially when I drop the and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like rivalry Cuz they're on stage the next night with me I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me 'Cause I him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys despise me because
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Smash these and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room 'Cause my shit is smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple but All I did was a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get on my back
at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself takin on a Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't to soundcheck But our are screwed up and his always sound best You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, up Man tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys can find every area code
carry your own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm of this group for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon slipped me some crack Lose Yourself I was in the back Superman video I was in the the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half and I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this I'm gonna start a group with the real
Girl why cant you see the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't my name
These don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off underpants My salsa all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)