I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me And they to take it up with me after the show
These chicks don't even know the of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', all the hot babes their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But when we it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the night with me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me 'Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be This star shit, it's the life for me And all the guys just despise me because
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands once I blow they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, yous a And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple but All I did was read a Simmons book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
Look at Em little ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I man find himself takin on a flick Hey I we had an interview with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't goin' to But our mics are screwed up and his always best You know what man I'ma say Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, up Man tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not Once we out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can find every area
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Obie and Dre?!)
I'm sick of this group Time for me to go and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the Till Kon Artist me some crack Lose video I was in the back video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this I'm gonna start a group with the Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't my name
These chicks even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the to take off their And the lead singer of my band, my all the pretty girl's wan to dance My salsa, out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off underpants My salsa makes all the girls wan to dance And take off underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)