I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me And need to take it up with me after the show
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and shirt and their panties on stage So every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the guys just despise me because
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, yous a And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong that dressing room 'Cause my shit is smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple but All I did was read a Simmons book So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jumpin whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the Yeah I man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I goin' to soundcheck But our are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be When I was bout to right after you I swear, I man
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the does not Once we out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the know that proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can every area code
Bitch your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and make loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the Till Kon slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 told me to do to get buff I did two and a and then I couldn't get up D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the one for me And it tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
These chicks don't know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I I know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to off their And the singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty wan to dance My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)