I don't dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem me dude And they need to take it up with me the show
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
So I get off stage and drop the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the lead in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get Especially when I drop the and do my acapellas All the start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and panties on stage So like every single night pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other just despise me because
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Smash vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a See I how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was a Russell Simmons book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass he the shit Yeah I man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ No I had an not you two You gonna be for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to But our are screwed up and his always sound best You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him I feel like it, man shut up And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was to talk right after you I swear, I man
chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the does not Once we sold out arenas to the park I'm gonna let the know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey dude I your band) We a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get ten And guys they can find every area code
carry your own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist me some crack Lose video I was in the back video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 told me to do to get buff I did two and a half and I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm this band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
why cant you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to that you don't know my name
These chicks don't even the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz I blow I know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the lead of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, it's My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)