I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me And they need to take it up me after the show
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot Throw their and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night pick a fight with me But when we fight kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna the light from me Yesterday Kuniva to pull a knife on me I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the other guys just despise me
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, yous a And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with dressing room 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Russell book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the Yeah I man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ No I had an not you two You be late for soundcheck Man I ain't to soundcheck But our mics are up and his always sound best You know what man say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man up And you ain't even me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the singers rock, but the group does not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every I hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play So why he get 90 and we only get ten And guys they can find every area code
carry your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me some Lose Yourself I was in the back Superman I was in the back the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a and then I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna start a group the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see the only one for me And it tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I I know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off their My salsa all the pretty girls wan to dance And off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)