I don't dude I think everyone's all and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me And they need to take it up me after the show
These chicks even know the name of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
So I get off stage right and the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get Especially when I drop the beat and do my All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes Throw their and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz back on stage the next night with me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the guys just despise me because
These don't even know the name of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My
You just see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, yous a And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'Cause my is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Simmons book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't goin' to But our mics are screwed up and his always sound You know what man say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world that proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a fan time I hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And guys they can find every area code
Bitch your own make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of group Time for me to go solo and make loot I told you I made the and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist me some crack Lose video I was in the back Superman I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) Bitch are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a and then I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm this band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you know my name
chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy band in the D12! I'm the lead of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty wan to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my all the pretty girls wan to dance And off their underpants My salsa all the pretty girls wan to dance And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)