I don't know I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead of a band dude And I everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude And need to take it up with me after the show
These chicks don't even know the name of my But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the lead in D12 baby" all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially when I the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the night with me Dude I just you're tryna steal the light from me Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the guys just despise me because
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hands 'Cause I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a backwards don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools Smash vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Russell book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the Yeah I man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't to soundcheck But our are screwed up and his always sound best You what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you to tell him off, what's up Man tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out to the amusement park I'm gonna let the know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the starts Ready to snap on a fan Every I hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can every area code
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm of this group Time for me to go and make some loot I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the video I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and I couldn't get up D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
why cant you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to that you don't know my name
chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their And the lead singer of my band, my Makes all the girl's wan to dance My salsa, look out for my next single, called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the girls wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the girls wan to dance And off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)