I don't know I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me the show
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God dude you rock" "Please Marshall please let me your cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot Throw their bras and their shirt and panties on stage So like every single night they pick a with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the night with me Dude I just think you're steal the light from me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be This star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga don't you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that room 'Cause my is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons So I'm intect, tryna get on the map jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the Yeah I know man himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You be late for soundcheck Man I goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always best You know what man say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I you bout to tell him off, what's up Man I'ma tell him I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew When I was bout to talk after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hands 'Cause once I blow they know that be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to on a dumbass fan time I hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get ten And these guys they can find every code
Bitch carry own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of group Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the Till Kon Artist me some crack Yourself video I was in the back Superman I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my
These chicks don't even the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My My My My My My My My My
The boy band in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to off their And the singer of my band, my salsa all the pretty girl's wan to dance My salsa, out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty wan to dance And take off their My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to And off their underpants, my salsa (Where'd go?)