I don't dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm the lead singer of a band dude And I everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude And they need to take it up me after the show
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all "Sup ladies, my Slim Shady. I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God him" "Becky oh my fuckin' God Eminem" "I swear to God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get Especially when I the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and panties on stage So like every single they pick a fight with me But when we it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're steal the light from me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys despise me because
These chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You want my autograph, yous a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'Cause my is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's but All I did was read a Russell book So I'm more intect, get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my
Look at Em little ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself on a flick Hey I thought we had an with DJ Clue No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I ain't goin' to But our mics are screwed up and his always sound You know man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to him off, what's up Man tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew When I was bout to talk right you I swear, I man
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not Once we sold out to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey I love your band) We ain't a band we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get ten And these they can find every area code
Bitch your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of this Time for me to go and make some loot I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artist slipped me crack Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a and then I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna start a group with the real
why cant you see your the only one for me And it just my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off And the lead of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wan to My salsa, look out for my next single, it's My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the girls wan to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)