Luyện nghe bài hát My Band

I know dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cuz I'm like the singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude
And they need to take it up me after the show

Because these chicks don't even know the of my band
But they're all on me they wanna hold hands
'Cuz once I blow know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead of my band

So I get off right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all
"'Sup ladies, my name's Slim
I'm the lead in D12 baby"
all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky, oh my god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god you fuckin' rock"
"Please Marshall, please let me your cock"
And by now the of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my
All the chicks yellin',
All the hot babes throw bras, and their shirt, and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a with me
But we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cuz they're back on stage the night with me
Dude I just think you're steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica my wife to be
This rock shit, it's the life for me
And all the other just despise me

these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But all on me like they wanna hold hands
once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the singer of my band

You just see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a
But we in the van and he in a bus
You don't my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva)
What the hell is with that dressing room
'Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a
See I know how to rap, see simple
But, all I did was read a Russell Simmons
So I'm intact, tryna' get on the map
Doin' jumping whilin' get whipped on my back

Kuniva and Kon
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the
I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ
([Em:] No I had an not you two)
You be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't to soundcheck
But our are screwed up, and his always sound best
You what, man I'ma say something
Hey, yo Em
(You got to say?)
Man, no
I thought you bout to him off, what's up?
Man, I'ma him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk after you
I swear, I man

These don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like wanna hold hands
'Cuz once I blow they that I'll be the man
All I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement
I'm let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off the musics starts
to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band"
We ain't a band, bitch we don't instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10
And these guys, they can find every code
([Em:] Proof my bag)
Bitch carry own
make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Obie and Dre?)

Goddammit, I'm of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the
'Till Kon slipped me some crack
Yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the
the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the
Like D12, how we get started
(But about Eminem?)
Bitch, are you
I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do to get buff
I did two and a half, and then I get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this
I'm start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl, why you see you're the only one for me
And it just my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

[Chorus -
These chicks even know the name of my band (Ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hands (Fuck Marshall)
'Cuz I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the singer of my band
My


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The hottest boy band in the
D12!
[Eminem as a singer]
I'm the lead singer of my
I get all the girls to take off their
And the singer of my band
My makes all the pretty girl's wan' to dance my salsa
Look out for my next single, it's My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan' to
And take off underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty wan' to dance
And take off their underpants, my
Where'd go?