I know dude I think everyone's all and shit 'cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude And they to take it up with me after the show
Because these don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know that be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
So I get off right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all "'Sup ladies, my name's Slim I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my god it's him" "Becky, oh my fuckin' god Eminem" "I swear to god dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall, please let me suck cock" And by now the of the fellas get jealous Especially when I the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', All the hot babes throw their bras, and shirt, and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry 'Cuz they're back on stage the next night me Dude I just think you're steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the other just despise me
Because these chicks even know the name of my band But all on me like they wanna hold hands once I blow they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
You just wanna see a nigga don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, you's a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is with that dressing room 'Cuz my shit is smaller than a decimal See I how to rap, see it's simple But, all I did was a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, get on the map Doin' jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
and Kon Artist] Look at Em punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find taking on a flick Hey, I thought we had an interview DJ Clue ([Em:] No I had an not you two) You gonna be late for Man, I ain't goin' to But our are screwed up, and his always sound best You know what, man say something Hey, yo Em (You got to say?) Man, no I thought you to tell him off, what's up? Man, tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be When I was bout to talk right you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
They say the lead rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to snap on a ass fan Every I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band" We ain't a band, bitch we play instruments So why he get 90 and we get 10 percent And these guys, they can every area code ([Em:] Proof my bag) Bitch your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?)
Goddammit, I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and some loot I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Till Kon Artist me some crack Yourself video, I was in the back Superman video, I was in the the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (But what Eminem?) Bitch, are you Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half, and then I get up D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see the only one for me And it just tears my ass to know that you don't know my name
- Bizarre] These chicks don't know the name of my band (Ha ha) But they're all on me like they wanna hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My me
The boy band in the world D12! [Eminem as a singer] I'm the singer of my band I get all the to take off their underpants And the lead of my band My salsa makes all the girl's wan' to dance my salsa out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan' to And take off their My salsa makes all the pretty girls to dance And off their underpants, my salsa Where'd go?