I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cuz I'm like the lead of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fucking problem me dude And need to take it up with me after the show
Because these chicks don't even know the of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cuz I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
So I get off right and drop the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "'Sup ladies, my Slim Shady I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my god him" "Becky, oh my fuckin' god Eminem" "I swear to fucking god you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall, please let me your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my All the chicks yellin', All the hot babes throw their bras, and shirt, and their panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna' steal the light me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica my wife to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just me
Because these chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold once I blow they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You want my autograph, you's a liar And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that room 'Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a See I know how to rap, see it's But, all I did was a Russell Simmons book So I'm intact, tryna' get on the map Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get on my back
Kuniva and Kon Look at Em little punk ass he the shit Yeah I man find himself taking on a flick Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ ([Em:] No I had an not you two) You gonna be for soundcheck Man, I ain't to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up, and his sound best You what, man I'ma say something Hey, yo Em (You got to say?) Man, no I thought you to tell him off, what's up? Man, I'ma tell him when I feel it, man shut up And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right you I swear, I man
chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group not Once we sold out to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts to snap on a dumb ass fan Every I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band" We a band, bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 And these guys, they can find every code ([Em:] carry my bag) carry your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are you? Obie and Dre?)
Goddammit, I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and make loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the 'Till Kon Artist slipped me some Lose video, I was in the back Superman video, I was in the Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get (But what Eminem?) Bitch, are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half, and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this I'm gonna start a with the real Roxanne
Girl, why you see you're the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to that you don't know my name
- Bizarre] These chicks even know the name of my band (Ha ha) But all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cuz once I blow I that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band My me
The boy band in the world D12! [Eminem as a salsa I'm the lead of my band I get all the girls to off their underpants And the singer of my band My salsa makes all the girl's wan' to dance my salsa Look out for my next single, it's called My My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my My salsa makes all the pretty wan' to dance And off their underpants My salsa makes all the girls wan' to dance And take off their underpants, my everybody go?