I know dude I think everyone's all jealous and 'cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me the show
Because these chicks don't even know the of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
So I get off stage right and the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "'Sup ladies, my name's Shady I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all "Oh my god it's him" "Becky, oh my god it's Eminem" "I swear to fucking god dude you rock" "Please Marshall, let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', All the hot babes throw their bras, and shirt, and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight me But when we fight it's kinda like rivalry 'Cuz they're back on stage the next with me Dude I just think you're steal the light from me Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other just despise me
these chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cuz I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, you's a And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'Cuz my shit is looking than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's But, all I did was read a Russell book So I'm more intact, get on the map jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Kuniva and Kon Look at Em punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I man find himself taking on a flick Hey, I we had an interview with DJ Clue ([Em:] No I had an not you two) You be late for soundcheck Man, I goin' to soundcheck But our are screwed up, and his always sound best You know what, man I'ma say Hey, yo Em (You got to say?) Man, no I thought you bout to him off, what's up? Man, I'ma tell him when I like it, man shut up And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right you I swear, I man
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
They say the lead singers rock, but the group not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics to snap on a dumb ass fan Every time I hear, "Hey dude, I your band" We a band, bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 And these guys, can find every area code ([Em:] Proof my bag) carry your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's and Dre?)
Goddammit, I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video, I was in the video, I was in the back Fuck the media, I got suggestions Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (But what Eminem?) Bitch, are you Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half, and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna start a group the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see the only one for me And it tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
[Chorus - These chicks don't even know the name of my (Ha ha) But they're all on me like they hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cuz once I I know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My me
The boy band in the world D12! as a salsa singer] I'm the lead of my band I get all the girls to take off their And the singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girl's to dance my salsa out for my next single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my My salsa all the pretty girls wan' to dance And take off their My salsa all the pretty girls wan' to dance And take off underpants, my salsa everybody go?