Luyện nghe bài hát My Band

I know dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cuz I'm like the singer of a band dude
And I everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the

Because chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they hold hands
'Cuz I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my

So I get off stage right and the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all
"'Sup ladies, my name's Shady
I'm the lead in D12 baby"
They're all "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky, oh my god it's Eminem"
"I to fucking god dude you fuckin' rock"
"Please Marshall, please let me your cock"
And by now the rest of the get jealous
when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks yellin',
All the hot babes throw their bras, and their shirt, and panties on stage
So every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry
they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think tryna' steal the light from me
Yesterday tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be
This rock shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just me

Because these chicks don't even know the of my band
But all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cuz once I they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the singer of my band

You just wanna see a nigga don't you
Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a
But we in the van and he in a bus
You want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva)
the hell is wrong with that dressing room
'Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a
See I know how to rap, see it's
But, all I did was read a Simmons book
So I'm intact, tryna' get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get on my back

and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass he the shit
Yeah I know man find taking on a flick
Hey, I we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an not you two)
You gonna be for soundcheck
Man, I goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up, and his always best
You what, man I'ma say something
Hey, yo Em
(You got to say?)
Man, no
I thought you to tell him off, what's up?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man up
And you ain't even back me up when we to be crew
When I was bout to talk right you
I swear, I man

These don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they hold hands
'Cuz once I blow they know that be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my

say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out to the amusement park
I'm let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off the musics starts
Ready to on a dumb ass fan
Every I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band"
We ain't a band, bitch we don't play
So why he get 90 and we only get 10
And these guys, can find every area code
([Em:] carry my bag)
Bitch carry own
Can't it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?)

Goddammit, I'm sick of this
for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps
Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video, I was in the
video, I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got suggestions
Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get
(But what Eminem?)
Bitch, are you
I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy)
50 me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half, and I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this
I'm gonna start a group with the real

Girl, why can't you see the only one for me
And it just tears my ass to know that you don't know my name

[Chorus -
These don't even know the name of my band (Ha ha)
But they're all on me like wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
'Cuz once I blow I know I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead of my band
My


me

The boy band in the world
D12!
[Eminem as a singer]
I'm the lead singer of my
I get all the girls to off their underpants
And the singer of my band
My makes all the pretty girl's wan' to dance my salsa
out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my
My salsa makes all the girls wan' to dance
And take off underpants
My makes all the pretty girls wan' to dance
And take off their underpants, my
everybody go?