I don't dude I think everyone's all jealous and 'cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fucking with me dude And need to take it up with me after the show
Because chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cuz once I they know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off right and drop the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "'Sup ladies, my name's Shady I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my god him" "Becky, oh my god it's Eminem" "I swear to god dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall, please let me suck cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', All the hot babes throw their bras, and their shirt, and their on stage So like every single night they pick a fight me But when we fight it's like sibling rivalry they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna' steal the light me Yesterday Kuniva tried to a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica my wife to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the other guys just me
Because these chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cuz once I blow know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
You wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we rap on Protools Smash vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a bus You don't my autograph, you's a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with dressing room 'Cuz my is looking smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see simple But, all I did was read a Russell book So I'm more intact, get on the map Doin' jumping jacks get whipped on my back
Kuniva and Kon at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself taking on a Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ ([Em:] No I had an not you two) You gonna be for soundcheck Man, I ain't to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up, and his always best You what, man I'ma say something Hey, yo Em (You got to say?) Man, no I thought you bout to him off, what's up? Man, I'ma tell him when I like it, man shut up And you even back me up when we s'posed to be crew I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks don't know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold 'Cuz once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my
They say the lead rock, but the group does not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world that proof is hot I should cut his mic off the musics starts Ready to snap on a ass fan Every I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band" We ain't a band, bitch we don't instruments So why he get 90 and we get 10 percent And these guys, they can find every code ([Em:] Proof my bag) carry your own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's and Dre?)
Goddammit, I'm sick of group Time for me to go solo and make some I you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose video, I was in the back video, I was in the back Fuck the media, I got some Marshall, ask us the questions Like D12, how we get started (But about Eminem?) Bitch, are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half, and I couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the one for me And it just tears my ass apart to that you don't know my name
- Bizarre] These chicks don't even know the name of my (Ha ha) But they're all on me like they hold hands (Fuck Marshall) 'Cuz once I blow I know that be the man All because I'm the lead of my band My me
The hottest boy band in the D12! [Eminem as a singer] I'm the lead of my band I get all the to take off their underpants And the singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girl's wan' to my salsa Look out for my next single, it's called My My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my My makes all the pretty girls wan' to dance And take off underpants My makes all the pretty girls wan' to dance And off their underpants, my salsa everybody go?