I don't know I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cuz I'm like the singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me And they need to take it up with me after the
Because these chicks don't even know the of my band But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I blow know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
So I get off stage and drop the mic up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "'Sup ladies, my name's Slim I'm the singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my god him" "Becky, oh my fuckin' god Eminem" "I to fucking god dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall, let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the start yellin', All the hot babes their bras, and their shirt, and their panties on stage So like single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry 'Cuz they're back on stage the next night me Dude I just think you're tryna' the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a on me Cause I told him Alba's my wife to be rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys despise me
Because these chicks don't even the name of my band But they're all on me like wanna hold hands 'Cuz once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band
You just see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You want my autograph, you's a liar And no I'm (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with that dressing 'Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a See I how to rap, see it's simple But, all I did was read a Russell Simmons So I'm more intact, get on the map Doin' jumping jacks get whipped on my back
and Kon Artist] Look at Em punk ass thinkin' he the shit I know man find himself taking on a flick Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ ([Em:] No I had an not you two) You gonna be late for Man, I ain't to soundcheck But our are screwed up, and his always sound best You what, man I'ma say something Hey, yo Em (You got to say?) Man, no I thought you to tell him off, what's up? Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man up And you ain't even back me up we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk after you I swear, I man
These don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cuz once I blow know that I'll be the man All I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the does not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics to snap on a dumb ass fan Every time I hear, "Hey dude, I love band" We ain't a band, bitch we play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 And guys, they can find every area code ([Em:] Proof my bag) carry your own Can't make it to the stage, in my way (Who the fuck are Where's Obie and Dre?)
Goddammit, I'm sick of this Time for me to go solo and make some I told you I the beats and wrote all the raps Kon Artist slipped me some crack Lose video, I was in the back Superman video, I was in the Fuck the media, I got some Fuck Marshall, ask us the who's D12, how we get started (But about Eminem?) Bitch, are you Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm (hey sexy) 50 me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half, and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this I'm gonna start a group the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see the only one for me And it just my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
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The hottest boy band in the D12! [Eminem as a salsa I'm the singer of my band I get all the girls to off their underpants And the lead of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girl's to dance my salsa Look out for my next single, it's called My My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my My salsa all the pretty girls wan' to dance And take off underpants My salsa makes all the girls wan' to dance And take off underpants, my salsa Where'd go?