Murder In The Brady House

Bobby Brady's doin' crack
Marsha's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Alice
Sam's sells dog chops at his meat shop
Greg is tryin on garter belts and Pete just spent two nights in jail
Murder in the Brady House
Cause Jan Brady couldn't stand it
Murder in the Brady House
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break

Cindy called Jan a stinker for playin' ball inside house
Taddle-tailed while Alice kissed the post man on the mouth
Blood is on the TV screen and guts are on the stairs
Murder in the Brady House
And no one even cares
Murder in the Brady House
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady House
Someone had to break