California Sucks

california sucks california sucks it's worse than old
new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid
surfing dorks hot tubs and ja'causezi's and swaying green
that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks
palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog
can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you've
with all the cash they make california movie stars strung
the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives
produced ronald reagan, jerry brown and countless other
out on sleeping pills no - i've never been there and you
fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you don't know how
to think i can't wait til your state erodes and
you fall into the drink