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We've all of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem of... gay
'cause we all who brightens up our holiday

Mr. the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes you
Sit on the toilet he comes
Squeeze him your festive buns

A present down below
joy with a "howdy ho"
He's the love inside of you
Coz he's a of poo

he's nutty
Sometimes corny
He can be brown or (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Poo
He loves me I you
vicariously he loves you
I can a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Well Kyle is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Poo
greetings to all of you
Let's sing and dance and play
Now before I melt
a game I like to play
Stick me in mouth and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes he's
Sometimes firm
Sometimes he's water
Sometime he off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the
coz he's just to your sphincter
and he wont off and so you
your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it

Mr. Hankey the Poo
When Christmas he must leave too
Flush him down but he's gone
His smell and his spirit on....

ho!