Luyện nghe bài hát Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording

We've all of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of
But all of stories seem kind of... gay
'cause we all know who up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Poo
and brown he comes from you
Sit on the here he comes
Squeeze him between festive buns

A present down below
Spreading joy a "howdy ho"
He's seen the inside of you
Coz he's a of poo

Sometimes he's
Sometimes corny
He can be brown or (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Poo
He loves me I you
Therefore vicariously he you
I can a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Well Kyle is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Poo
Seasons to all of you
sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt
Here's a I like to play
me in your mouth and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes runny
Sometimes firm
Sometimes he's water
Sometime he off the end of your ass
and fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to sphincter
and he wont off and so you
shake ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it

Mr. Hankey the Poo
When Christmas leaves he leave too
Flush him but he's never gone
His and his spirit lingers on....

ho!