Luyện nghe bài hát Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording

We've all heard of and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of
But all of those stories seem of... gay
'cause we all know who brightens up our

Mr. the Christmas Poo
and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he
him between your festive buns

A present from below
Spreading joy a "howdy ho"
He's the love inside of you
Coz he's a of poo

Sometimes nutty
Sometimes he's
He can be or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to town

Mr. Hankey the Poo
He loves me I you
Therefore vicariously he you
I can make a Mr too!
(fart noise)

Well where is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Poo
greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and and play
Now before I away
Here's a I like to play
Stick me in your and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes he's
Sometimes he's
Sometimes practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of ass
and won't fall in the
coz he's just to your sphincter
and he wont off and so you
your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it

Mr. the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must too
Flush him but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit on....

ho!