Luyện nghe bài hát Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording

We've all heard of and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty made out of snow
But all of those stories kind of... gay
'cause we all know who up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Poo
Small and brown he comes you
Sit on the toilet here he
Squeeze him your festive buns

A present down below
joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love of you
Coz he's a of poo

he's nutty
Sometimes corny
He can be brown or (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he come to your town

Mr. the Christmas Poo
He me I love you
Therefore vicariously he you
I can a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Well where is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. the Christmas Poo
Seasons to all of you
Let's sing songs and and play
Now before I away
Here's a game I like to
Stick me in your and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes runny
Sometimes he's
Sometimes he's practically
he hangs off the end of your ass
and fall in the toilet
coz just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont off and so you
your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it

Mr. the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must too
Flush him down but he's never
His smell and his lingers on....

ho!