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We've all heard of Rudolph and his nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of
But all of those seem kind of... gay
'cause we all know who brightens up our

Mr. the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he from you
Sit on the here he comes
Squeeze him between festive buns

A present from down
joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love of you
Coz a piece of poo

Sometimes he's
he's corny
He can be brown or (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might to your town

Mr. the Christmas Poo
He me I love you
vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr too!
(fart noise)

Well Kyle is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. the Christmas Poo
greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and and play
Now before I melt
a game I like to play
Stick me in your and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes he's
Sometimes firm
Sometimes he's practically
Sometime he hangs off the end of ass
and won't in the toilet
coz just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the
and finally it

Mr. the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him but he's never gone
His and his spirit lingers on....

ho!