Luyện nghe bài hát Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording

We've all heard of Rudolph and his nose
And we all know Frosty whose out of snow
But all of those seem kind of... gay
'cause we all know who up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Poo
and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he
Squeeze him between your buns

A present down below
Spreading joy a "howdy ho"
seen the love inside of you
Coz a piece of poo

Sometimes nutty
he's corny
He can be or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might to your town

Mr. Hankey the Poo
He me I love you
Therefore he loves you
I can a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Well where is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. the Christmas Poo
Seasons to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and
Now before I away
Here's a game I to play
Stick me in mouth and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

he's runny
Sometimes firm
Sometimes practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of ass
and won't fall in the
coz he's just clinging to sphincter
and he wont off and so you
shake your ass and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and it does

Mr. the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he leave too
Flush him down but he's gone
His and his spirit lingers on....

ho!