Luyện nghe bài hát Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording

We've all heard of Rudolph and his nose
And we all know whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem of... gay
'cause we all who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Poo
Small and brown he from you
Sit on the toilet here he
Squeeze him between festive buns

A from down below
Spreading joy a "howdy ho"
He's the love inside of you
Coz a piece of poo

he's nutty
Sometimes he's
He can be brown or (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your

Mr. Hankey the Poo
He me I love you
Therefore he loves you
I can make a Mr too!
(fart noise)

Well Kyle is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. the Christmas Poo
greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and and play
Now before I away
a game I like to play
Stick me in mouth and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

Sometimes runny
Sometimes firm
Sometimes he's water
he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your
and he drop off and so you
shake your ass and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it

Mr. the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never
His and his spirit lingers on....

ho!