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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny
And we all know Frosty whose out of snow
But all of those seem kind of... gay
'cause we all know who up our holiday

Mr. the Christmas Poo
and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he
Squeeze him between your festive

A present down below
joy with a "howdy ho"
He's the love inside of you
Coz a piece of poo

he's nutty
Sometimes he's
He can be or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. the Christmas Poo
He me I love you
Therefore he loves you
I can a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Well Kyle is he?

He's

C'mon push!

Im trying!

Oh wait I can see his head!

HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr.
HO!
I'm mr. the Christmas Poo
greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and
Now before I away
Here's a game I like to
me in your mouth and try to say
ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas has come!

he's runny
Sometimes he's
Sometimes he's practically
Sometime he hangs off the end of ass
and won't in the toilet
coz just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont off and so you
shake your ass and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and it does

Mr. Hankey the Poo
When leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but never gone
His smell and his lingers on....

ho!