Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight to see a movie? A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from All right, all right here you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come? (something) Ms. McCormick: the hell do you think you're going? Kenny: I'm going to see & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Kick the baby! Ike: kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Kyle: Uhh, going ice skating Sheila: take your little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not my real brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Generic It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys doing OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!