Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my mountain town.
The sun is and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well good Stan! Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Sharon: All right, all right you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Ms. Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Kick the baby! Ike: kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, where are you Kyle: Uhh, we're ice skating Sheila: Well take little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Ahh, I can't see the TV Generic Reporter: been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: are you guys doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!