Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign from Canada Sharon: All right, all right you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! Dude up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think going? Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see movie! Ms. McCormick: fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Kyle: Uhh, going ice skating Sheila: Well take your brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, not even my real brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Generic Reporter: It's been six since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys doing here? OH DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of please? Clerk: NO!