Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well good Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film Canada Sharon: All right, all here you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! Dude up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think going? I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. McCormick: You can't, you to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't the baby Kick the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Uhh, we're going ice skating Sheila: Well take your little out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my real brother, adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Generic Reporter: It's been six since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!