Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town,
Sharon: Well good Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! a foreign film from Canada Sharon: All right, all right here you go, but be for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you you're going? Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I see this movie! Ms. Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: kick the baby Kick the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, where are you Kyle: Uhh, we're going ice Sheila: take your little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, not even my real brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys doing OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!