Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Well good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight to see a movie? A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! a foreign film from Canada Sharon: All right, all here you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. McCormick: You can't, you to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, where are you Kyle: Uhh, we're going ice Sheila: Well take little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not my real brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Reporter: It's been six weeks since Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!