Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Sharon: All right, all right you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this redneck mountain town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip is out, you wanna come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you you're going? Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Ike? the baby! Don't kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, where are you Kyle: Uhh, we're going ice Sheila: Well take your brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your little fireman! Cartman: What are you guys doing here? OH DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire Clerk: NO!