Stan: a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I eight dollars to see a movie? A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada All right, all right here you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna (something) Ms. Where the hell do you think you're going? Kenny: I'm going to see & Phillip Ms. McCormick: You can't, you to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Uhh, we're going ice skating Sheila: Well take your little out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Ahh, I can't see the TV Generic Reporter: It's six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of please? Clerk: NO!