Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my little mountain town,
Well good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a A movie? Stan:Yeah! is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada Sharon: All right, all here you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & movie is out, you wanna come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think going? Kenny: I'm going to see & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Kick the baby! Ike: kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, going to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Uhh, we're going ice skating Sheila: Well take your little out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet town.
Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Ahh, I can't see the TV Generic Reporter: been six weeks Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!