Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town,
Sharon: good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have dollars to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film Canada Sharon: All right, all right you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you you're going? Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. McCormick: You can't, you to go to church! But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Kyle: Uhh, we're ice skating Sheila: Well take little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Generic Reporter: It's been six since Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your friends fireman! Cartman: are you guys doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: of Fire please? Clerk: NO!