Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: good morning Stan! Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign from Canada Sharon: All right, all here you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip is out, you wanna come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the do you think you're going? Kenny: I'm to see Terrance & Phillip Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Kick the baby! Ike: Don't the baby Kick the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Uhh, we're going ice skating Sheila: Well take little brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my real brother, adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the Mom, somebody's at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Ahh, I can't see the TV Generic It's been six weeks since Saddam was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys doing OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of please? Clerk: NO!