Stan: There's a of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little town,
Sharon: good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight to see a movie? Sharon: A Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the best ever! It's a foreign film from Canada Sharon: All right, all here you go, but be back for supper! Stan: Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Dude! Dude up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna (something) Ms. McCormick: the hell do you think you're going? Kenny: I'm going to see & Phillip Ms. McCormick: You can't, you to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I see this movie! Ms. Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't the baby Kick the baby! Shiela: Ike! You broke another window! a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, we're to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, where are you Kyle: Uhh, going ice skating Sheila: Well take your brother out with you Kyle: Aw ma, not even my real brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, at the door, I said! Coming hon... Cartman: Ahh, I see the TV Generic Reporter: been six weeks since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Eric, it's your little friends fireman! Cartman: What are you doing here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire please? Clerk: NO!