Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello! Get out of my way!, Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday in my quiet little mountain town,
Well good morning Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a A movie? Stan:Yeah! This is going to be the movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada Sharon: All right, all right you go, but be back for supper! Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Dude! Dude wake up! Comming! Stan: Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you come? (something) Ms. McCormick: Where the do you think you're going? Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Ms. You can't, you have to go to church! Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see movie! Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan! OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be to drown, Kenny: Don't ya know it's a perfect Winter's daaaaay! And I'm very glad that I can saaaaay... Stan: That's right! Its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
Bo. Bobobobobo. Kyle: Ready Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby Kyle: the baby! Shiela: Ike! You another window! That's a bad baby! Bad baby! Stan: Kyle, going to the Terrance & Phillip movie Oh my god dude! Sheila: Kyle, are you going? Kyle: Uhh, we're going ice Sheila: Well take your little out with you Kyle: Aw ma, he's not even my brother, he's adopted! Do as I say Kyle! Kyle: Ok, ok I'm
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, And city life's a complete disgrace, why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town.
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: Mom, at the door, I said! Liane: hon... Ahh, I can't see the TV Generic Reporter: been six weeks Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your friends fireman! Cartman: What are you guys here? OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go, Where we learn everything that we know, Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny: Kick Ass!) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of please? Clerk: NO!