(C. Ackerman) As I to the computer I found my girlfriend, I a look at my life and its very plain! But that's just for an Jedi like me, Ya know, I NEED fancy like electricity. At four-thirty in the I'm chatting with kev EagleT beats the peons and Dylan . . . fool! And I've chatin' and bitchin' so long that Even thinks that my mind is gone. I'm a man of the net, I'm discipline. Got a mouse in my and no beard on my chin. But if I all of my pages And you yours, tonight we'll flood wchat Like Whores ! been spending most our lives Living in a Paradise. I flood k9 or twice, in a mIRC Paradise. It's work and sacrifice, Living in a Paradise. We steal with out a price, Living in a Paradise. A local op kicked me out of the last week. I just flooded him and I turned the cheek. I don't care, In fact, I wish him well. 'Cos I'll be my head off When i nuke him to hell. But, I ain't kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it An OP with a 'tude, You that's unheard of. I never puh yer buttons, and got my sw hat! (bitch!) And my homeys agree, I use to be a in black, fool! If you come to visit, you'll be to tears. I need to pay my phone 300 dollar phone bill, ! But we ain't quaint, So please don't or scroll, We're just, as kev say, Stone Cold! no peons, no gimps, no helpbots, Not a sysop. UnLike Wchat, as fun as it can be. We've been spending our lives Living in an Paradise. We're just and simple guys, Living in an Paradise. no time for sin and vice Living in an Paradise. We fight, we dont play nice, in an mIRC Paradise. up a channel, raisin' of clutter. took a on Monday, Soon take anutter. Think you're really Think you're really Well, I know I'm a million As as thou art! I'm the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be On my ass day and night till the afterlife! So be vain, And don't be whiny! Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get on your heinie! We've been spending most our Living in an Paradise. We're all crazy in an mIRC Paradise. There's irc banning u out of sight Living in an Paradise. But you'd probably think it in an mIRC Paradise. Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.