(C. Ackerman) As I walk to the I found my girlfriend, I take a look at my and realize its plain! But just perfect for an Jedi like me, Ya know, I NEED fancy like electricity. At four-thirty in the mornin' I'm chatting kev EagleT beats the and Dylan wow's . . . fool! And I've chatin' and bitchin' so long that Even Lise that my mind is gone. I'm a man of the net, I'm discipline. Got a mouse in my hand and no on my chin. But if I all of my pages And you yours, then tonight flood wchat Like Whores ! been spending most our lives Living in a Paradise. I flood k9 or twice, in a mIRC Paradise. It's work and sacrifice, in a mIRC Paradise. We steal software out a price, Living in a Paradise. A op kicked me out of the channel last week. I just him and I turned the other cheek. I don't care, In fact, I wish him well. 'Cos I'll be laughing my head off i nuke him to hell. But, I ain't kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it An OP a 'tude, You know that's unheard of. I puh yer buttons, and kylas got my sw hat! (bitch!) And my agree, I use to be a peon in black, fool! If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears. I need to pay my phone 300 dollar bill, dear ! But we really quaint, So please clone or scroll, We're just, as kev say, Stone Cold! no peons, no gimps, no helpbots, Not a sysop. UnLike Wchat, as fun as it can be. We've been spending most our in an mIRC Paradise. We're just plain and guys, Living in an Paradise. no time for sin and vice Living in an Paradise. We fight, we dont play nice, Living in an Paradise. up a channel, raisin' of clutter. took a on Monday, I'll take anutter. Think you're peonic? Think you're really Well, I know I'm a million As as thou art! I'm the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be On my ass day and night till the afterlife! So don't be vain, And be whiny! Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get on your heinie! We've been most our lives in an mIRC Paradise. We're all crazy in an mIRC Paradise. There's irc cops u out of sight in an mIRC Paradise. But probably think it bites in an mIRC Paradise. Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh. Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.