My mummy I'm a miracle!
My daddy says I'm his little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an angel down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy says I'm his special soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. true he indulges my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems that are millions of these one-in-a-millions days "Specialness" de rigueur. Above is average; Go fig-ueur, Is it is some modern of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't each one un- miraculous.
ALL My says I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me!
My mummy I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a prettier She if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) another picture of our angel in that costume that I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never been portrayed such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on your
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his school He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to his school, the teacher's clearly short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a little brighter the norm? I know to boys it's form!
ALL CHILDREN & ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the natural can upon us has been handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A wonderful new person is about to your life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into this world restores my in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... This unbroken skin... uncorrupted mind...
Every is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, Almost small. The most thing in life is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet every life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my doesn't feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in foul fluorescent light, And this gown is like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I should be the tarantella Qui mon italiano Not dressed in cotton, a smarting front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. little ball of fat!
MR. What the hell was
MRS. Will someone this thing a bottle?
MR. Or swap it for a model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things happen to good people? upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when done nothing wrong, this disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. Hairy stinky thing
MR. no sign of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every a miracle, Beautiful miracle I have seen...
MR. I can't his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, life is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, infinitely small. The common thing in life is life, And yet every life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy says I'm a One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My mummy says I'm a little worm. My daddy I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up germ. That kids me should be against the law. My daddy says I learn to shut my pie hole. No one a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for control Dad says I watch more TV.