My mummy I'm a miracle!
My daddy I'm his special little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy I'm his special little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he indulges my to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear no peer for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems that there are millions of one-in-a-millions these "Specialness" de rigueur. Above is average; Go fig-ueur, Is it is some miracle of calculus, That such frequent don't render each one un- miraculous.
ALL My says I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and it's to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me!
My says I'm a precious barrelina. She has never a prettier barrelina She says if I'm keen, I to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so give me cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) another picture of our angel in that costume that I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never portrayed with such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on brother
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his school He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll to change his school, the teacher's clearly short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a brighter than the norm? I know to it's frightful form!
ALL & ALL PARENTS My mummy says I'm a One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been there's no peer for a miracle like me! My says I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the most precious gift the natural can bestow upon us has handed to you. A new human being, a life, a person. A new person is about to come your life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring this world restores my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) I'll you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... still unbroken skin... This mind...
Every life is unlikely. The of existence, Almost small. The most common thing in is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet every life, new life is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage feel quite normal. My skin looks revolting in this foul fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be in the semi-finals tonight. I be dancing the tarantella Qui mon italiano Not in hospital cotton, a smarting front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. Weakly little of fat!
MR. What the was that?
MRS. Will someone give this thing a
MR. Or swap it for a later
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always happen to good upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when we've nothing wrong, this disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. little stinky thing
MR. With no of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; life's a miracle, Beautiful miracle I ever seen...
MR. I can't his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, Every is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, almost infinitely small. The common thing in life is life, And yet single life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's been there's no peer for a miracle like me! My says I'm a miracle I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a as ...!
My mummy says I'm a lousy worm. My daddy I'm a bore. My mummy I'm a jumped-up little germ. That kids me should be against the law. My daddy says I should learn to my pie hole. No one likes a girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for control Dad I should watch more TV.