My says I'm a miracle!
My daddy I'm his special little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an angel down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. true he indulges my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as bold or as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can hardly move for beauty and these days. It seems that there are millions of one-in-a-millions days "Specialness" de rigueur. Above average is Go fig-ueur, Is it is some modern of calculus, That such frequent miracles render each one un- miraculous.
ALL My says I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and it's to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me!
My mummy I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a prettier She says if I'm keen, I to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
(1) & FATHER (2) Take another picture of our angel in that that I made...
(1) The of "tree" has never been portrayed with such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on your
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his report? He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll to change his school, the teacher's clearly short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
(1) & FATHER (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a little brighter the norm? I know to boys it's form!
ALL CHILDREN & ALL My says I'm a miracle One at my face, and it's plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My says I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the world can upon us has been handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A wonderful new person is to come your life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into world restores my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... This still skin... uncorrupted mind...
Every is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The most thing in life is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet single life, new life is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in foul fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I be dancing the tarantella Qui mon fella Not in hospital cotton, With a front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. Weakly ball of fat!
MR. What the was that?
MRS. Will someone this thing a bottle?
MR. Or it for a later model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad always happen to good people? upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when we've nothing wrong, Should this come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. Hairy stinky thing
MR. no sign of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a every life's a miracle, miracle I have ever seen...
MR. I can't his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, Every is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, almost infinitely small. The most thing in life is life, And yet every single life, every new is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy I'm a miracle That I'm as and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My mummy I'm a lousy little worm. My daddy I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up germ. That kids like me should be the law. My daddy says I learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for control Dad says I should watch TV.