My mummy I'm a miracle!
My daddy says I'm his special guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy I'm his special little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me!
NIGEL, My daddy says I'm his special soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my told ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance days. It seems that there are millions of these days "Specialness" de rigueur. Above average is Go fig-ueur, Is it is some modern of calculus, such frequent miracles don't render each one un- miraculous.
ALL My says I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a barrelina She says if I'm keen, I have to cut on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) Take another picture of our angel in that costume I made...
(1) The of "tree" has never been portrayed with such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on your
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I think she
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his school He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll to change his school, the teacher's clearly short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a little than the norm? I know to boys frightful form!
ALL & ALL PARENTS My mummy says I'm a One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the world can bestow us has been handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A wonderful new person is about to into your and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into this world my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each life, a canvas yet unpainted... This unbroken skin... uncorrupted mind...
Every life is unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The most common thing in is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet every life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) This is the day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my doesn't feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in this fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I be dancing the tarantella Qui mon italiano Not in hospital cotton, a smarting front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. little ball of fat!
MR. the hell was that?
MRS. Will give this thing a bottle?
MR. Or it for a later model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always happen to good upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when done nothing wrong, Should disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. Hairy stinky thing
MR. no sign of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every a miracle, miracle I have ever seen...
MR. I can't find his and beans...
DOCTOR, life is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost small. The most common in life is life, And yet single life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me! My mummy says I'm a I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My mummy says I'm a lousy worm. My says I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a little germ. That kids me should be against the law. My daddy says I learn to shut my pie hole. No one a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for population Dad says I should watch TV.