My says I'm a miracle!
My daddy says I'm his special guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum I'm an angel sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy says I'm his special soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My says I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been there's no peer for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as bold or as me. Has my told ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can hardly move for beauty and these days. It seems that there are of these one-in-a-millions days "Specialness" de rigueur. Above average is Go fig-ueur, Is it is some miracle of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't render one un- miraculous.
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy I'm a precious barrelina. She has never a prettier barrelina She says if I'm keen, I to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) another picture of our angel in that costume that I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never been portrayed such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on brother
(2) Smile for mummy; for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his school He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to change his school, the clearly short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a little brighter the norm? I know to boys it's form!
ALL & ALL PARENTS My says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the natural can bestow us has been handed to you. A new human being, a life, a person. A wonderful new person is to come into life and bring you love and and happiness and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into this world my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each life, a canvas yet unpainted... This still skin... uncorrupted mind...
Every life is unlikely. The of existence, Almost small. The most common thing in is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet single life, new life is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) This is the day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my doesn't feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in this foul light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I be dancing the tarantella Qui mon italiano Not in hospital cotton, With a smarting bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. little ball of fat!
MR. What the was that?
MRS. Will someone this thing a bottle?
MR. Or it for a later model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always happen to people? Fine citizens like you and me? Why we've done nothing wrong, Should this disaster along? horrible, weird looking...
MRS. Hairy stinky thing
MR. With no of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; life's a miracle, Beautiful miracle I have seen...
MR. I can't find his and beans...
DOCTOR, Every is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost small. The common thing in life is life, And yet single life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy says I'm a One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My mummy says I'm a lousy worm. My says I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a little germ. kids like me should be against the law. My daddy says I learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for population Dad I should watch more TV.