My mummy I'm a miracle!
My says I'm his special little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My says I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my told ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance days. It seems that there are of these one-in-a-millions these "Specialness" de rigueur. average is average; Go fig-ueur, Is it is modern miracle of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't render one un- miraculous.
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a barrelina She if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) Take picture of our angel in that costume that I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never been portrayed with sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on brother
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his school He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to change his school, the teacher's short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
(1) & FATHER (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a brighter than the norm? I to boys it's frightful form!
ALL CHILDREN & ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the world can bestow upon us has been to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A wonderful new person is about to your life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring this world restores my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... still unbroken skin... This mind...
life is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The most thing in life is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet single life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in this fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be in the semi-finals tonight. I should be the tarantella Qui mon fella Not in hospital cotton, With a front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. Weakly ball of fat!
MR. the hell was that?
MRS. Will someone this thing a bottle?
MR. Or swap it for a later
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad always happen to good people? Fine upstanding like you and me? Why when we've done wrong, Should this disaster come horrible, weird looking...
MRS. little stinky thing
MR. no sign of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every a miracle, Beautiful miracle I ever seen...
MR. I find his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, life is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost small. The most common thing in is life, And yet single life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My mummy says I'm a lousy worm. My says I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up germ. That kids me should be against the law. My daddy says I should learn to my pie hole. No one likes a girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for control Dad says I watch more TV.