My says I'm a miracle!
My daddy says I'm his special guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum I'm an angel sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy says I'm his little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he indulges my to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My says I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as bold or as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these "Specialness" de rigueur. Above average is Go fig-ueur, Is it is some modern of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't each one un- miraculous.
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle me!
My mummy says I'm a barrelina. She has never a prettier barrelina She says if I'm keen, I have to cut on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so give me cake!
MOTHER (1) & (2) Take another of our angel in that costume that I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never been portrayed such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put on your brother
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I she blinked
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you his school report? He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to change his school, the teacher's short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a brighter than the norm? I to boys it's frightful form!
ALL CHILDREN & ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me! My says I'm a miracle I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the world can upon us has been handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A wonderful new is about to come into your life and bring you and and happiness and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring this world restores my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) push you in a minute!
Each life, a canvas yet unpainted... still unbroken skin... This mind...
life is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The most common thing in is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet single life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) This is the day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage feel quite normal. My skin looks just in this foul fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I should be the tarantella Qui mon italiano Not dressed in cotton, With a smarting bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. little ball of fat!
MR. What the was that?
MRS. Will give this thing a bottle?
MR. Or it for a later model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always happen to people? Fine upstanding citizens you and me? Why when done nothing wrong, this disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. Hairy little thing
MR. With no sign of a at all
Miracle, miracle, a every life's a miracle, Beautiful I have ever seen...
MR. I can't find his and beans...
DOCTOR, Every is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost small. The most common in life is life, And yet every single life, new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My says I'm a lousy little worm. My says I'm a bore. My says I'm a jumped-up little germ. That kids like me should be the law. My daddy I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a case for population control Dad says I watch more TV.