My says I'm a miracle!
My says I'm his special little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum I'm an angel sent down from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My daddy says I'm his special soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he my tendency to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems there are millions of these one-in-a-millions days "Specialness" de rigueur. average is average; Go fig-ueur, Is it is modern miracle of calculus, That such frequent don't render each one un- miraculous.
ALL My says I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a like me!
My mummy says I'm a barrelina. She has seen a prettier barrelina She says if I'm keen, I have to cut on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so give me cake!
(1) & FATHER (2) Take another picture of our angel in that costume I made...
(1) The role of "tree" has never been portrayed with sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put honey on brother
(2) Smile for mummy; for mother!
(2) I think she
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his report? He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to change his school, the teacher's short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL Might she be a little than the norm? I know to boys frightful form!
ALL & ALL PARENTS My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the cord, It's been clear there's no for a miracle like me! My says I'm a miracle That I'm as and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the natural can upon us has been handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A new person is about to come into life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into this world my faith in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) I'll you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... This still skin... This mind...
life is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The common thing in life is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet every life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel normal. My skin looks just revolting in this foul light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I should be dancing the Qui mon italiano Not in hospital cotton, With a smarting bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. Weakly little of fat!
MR. What the was that?
MRS. Will someone give this thing a
MR. Or swap it for a model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always happen to people? upstanding citizens like you and me? Why we've done nothing wrong, Should disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. little stinky thing
MR. no sign of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a every life's a miracle, miracle I have ever seen...
MR. I can't his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, Every is unbelievably unlikely. The of existence, almost infinitely small. The most common thing in is life, And yet every life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My says I'm a lousy little worm. My daddy I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up germ. That kids like me should be the law. My daddy I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for population Dad I should watch more TV.