My says I'm a miracle!
My daddy I'm his special little guy!
I am a
And I am a prince.
LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, Mum says I'm an angel sent from the sky
BRUCE, ERIC, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as handsome, as me. It's true he indulges my to bulge. But I'm his soldier! Hup, two, four, free!
AMANDA, My mummy I'm a miracle, One at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
NIGEL, My says I'm his special little soldier, No one is as or tough as me. Has my daddy ya, One day I'm older, I can be a And you in the face!
One can move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems there are millions of these one-in-a-millions days "Specialness" de rigueur. Above average is Go fig-ueur, Is it is some miracle of calculus, That frequent miracles don't render each one un- miraculous.
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle, One look at my face, and plain to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My says I'm a precious barrelina. She has never a prettier barrelina She says if I'm keen, I to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, so me more cake!
(1) & FATHER (2) Take another picture of our angel in that costume I made...
(1) The of "tree" has never been portrayed with such sway.
(2) That's right, honey, at mummy!
(2) Don't put on your brother
(2) Smile for smile for mother!
(2) I think she
(2) Well, another!
(3) Have you seen his report? He got a 'C' on his report!
(3) What?!
(3) We'll have to change his school, the teacher's short.
(1) She's delightful.
(1) So and
MOTHER (1) & (1) Insightful.
ALL she be a little brighter than the norm? I know to boys it's form!
ALL & ALL PARENTS My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and plain to see. since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as tiny and as as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but a truth empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
(Spoken) A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the precious gift the world can bestow upon us has handed to you. A brand new being, a life, a person. A new person is about to come your life and bring you love and magic and and wonder.
MRS. (Spoken) Ooooowwwwwww! 'ell!
Every life I bring into this world restores my in humankind.
(Spoken) Mrs. Wormwood, push!
MRS. (Spoken) I'll you in a minute!
Each new-born life, a yet unpainted... This unbroken skin... uncorrupted mind...
Every life is unlikely. The of existence, infinitely small. The most common thing in is life,
(Baby cries)
And yet single life, Every new is a miracle! Miracle!
MRS. (spoken) is the worst day of my life!
MRS. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel normal. My skin looks just revolting in this foul light, And this gown is like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I be dancing the tarantella Qui mon fella Not dressed in cotton, With a front bottom, And this...
MRS. Horrible...
Miracle!
MRS. Smelly -
Miracle!
MRS. Weakly little of fat!
MR. the hell was that?
MRS. Will someone give thing a bottle?
MR. Or swap it for a model?
MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. Why do bad things always to good people? upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when we've done wrong, this disaster come along? This horrible, looking...
MRS. Hairy stinky thing
MR. With no of a winky-ding at all
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every a miracle, Beautiful miracle I have seen...
MR. I can't his frank and beans...
DOCTOR, Every life is unlikely. The chances of existence, infinitely small. The most thing in life is life, And yet every single life, every new is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle!
ALL My mummy I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's to see. Ever since the day doc the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle me! My mummy says I'm a That I'm as and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a empirical. There's never a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!
My says I'm a lousy little worm. My says I'm a bore. My mummy I'm a jumped-up little germ. That kids like me should be the law. My says I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a smart-mouthed like me Mum says I'm a good case for control Dad says I watch more TV.