Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas
We were champagne punch and homemade eggnog
sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to of him until he sang
'Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife
And the two identical
From his wife Mary Neil

Of he brought his new wife Kay
Who all about AA
smoking while the stereo plays
'Noel, Noel, The First

the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's
Send somebody to the Quickpak
We need ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Rites
A box of tampons and some Lights
Halleluja everybody say
Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from
I remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug motor home in
They our Christmas lights

Cousin David just what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights on
And we sang, 'Silent Night, Night, oh, Silent Night'

the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the 'N Go
We some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons and Salem Lights
Halleluja, say cheese
Christmas from the family

Feliz