Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got and dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and eggnog
sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he
'Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken his kids with him
The three from his first wife
And the two twins
From his second wife Mary

Of he brought his new wife Kay
Who all about AA
Chain smoking the stereo plays
'Noel, Noel, The Noel'

Cook the turkey, turn the ball on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's
Send somebody to the Store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of bean dip and Diet Rites
A box of tampons and Marlboro Lights
Halleluja everybody say
Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove Harlingen
I remember how I'm kin to them
But they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas

Cousin knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front
He threw a and the lights came on
And we sang, 'Silent Night, Silent Night, oh, Silent

Cook the turkey turn the ball on
Make Bloody 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake

A bag of lemons and Diet Sprites
A box of tampons and some Salem
Halleluja, everybody say
Merry from the family

Navidad