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"Merry Christmas From The Family" Videos
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Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
'Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad'
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Neil
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays
'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'
Cook the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Halleluja everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang, 'Silent Night, Silent Night, oh, Silent Night'
Cook the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Halleluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad
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- Love Me Like A Man 2006
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- Not Really to Make Nice 2008
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- The Neighbor 2007
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- Hey Dixie 2006
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- Too Far From Texas 2006
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- You Can't Hurry Love 2006
- Christmas Swing 2018
- Better Way 2019
- Gaslighter 2020
- March March 2020
- Brilliancy 2006
- Heart That Can 2006
- Beatin' Around the Bush 2006
- Two of a Kind 2006
- Standin' by the Bedside 2006
- Aunt Mattie's Quilt 2006
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Singles
67 songs
- I'm Not Ready To Make Nice 2008
- Godspeed 2006
- Sometimes I Wake Up Crying 2006
- Sometimes I Wake Up Crying 2006
- Godspeed 2006
- Taking The Long Way Around 2006
- Lil' Jack Slade (Instrumental) 2008
- Roly Poly 2006
- Landslide (Sheryl Crow Remix) 2008
- Taking the Long Way 2007
- Fly 2006
- Roly Poly 2006
- Let 'em Fly 2006
- Taking the Long Way 2007
- Fly 2006
- Not Really to Make Nice 2008
- Roly Poly with Asleep at the Wheel 2007
- Love Me Like A Man 2006
- There's No Letter Better Than B 2006
- We Danced Anyway 2007
- Too Far From Texas 2006
- Am I The Only One 2006
- I'm Not Ready To Make Nice 2008
- Landslide (Sheryl Crow Remix) 2008
- Merry Christmas From The Family 2006
- Am I The Only One 2006
- The Neighbor 2007
- Stand By Your Man 2006
- We Danced Anyway 2007
- Lonesome Road 2007
- Am I the Only One (Who Ever Felt this Way) 2008
- Christmas Swing 2018
- Rain 2011
- Hey Dixie 2006
- Let 'em Fly 2006
- Lil' Jack Slade (Instrumental) 2008
- Lonesome Road 2007
- Not Ready to Make Nice [Multimedia Track] 2008
- Not Really to Make Nice 2008
- Stand By Your Man 2006
- Taking The Long Way Around 2006
- That Lonesome Road 2006
- The Neighbor 2007
- Unknown 2008
- You Can't Hurry Love 2006
- Gaslighter 2020
- March March 2020
- Gaslighter 2020
- March March 2020
- Hey Dixie 2006
- Walk Softly 2006
- You Can't Hurry Love 2006
- Christmas Swing 2018
- Better Way 2019
- That Lonesome Road 2006
- Rain 2011
- Not Ready to Make Nice [Multimedia Track] 2008
- Merry Christmas From The Family 2006
- Bloody Mary Morning 2006
- Bloody Mary Morning 2006
- Walk Softly 2006
- Love Me Like A Man 2006
- There's No Letter Better Than B 2006
- Roly Poly with Asleep at the Wheel 2007
- Too Far From Texas 2006
- Am I the Only One (Who Ever Felt this Way) 2008
- Better Way 2019
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