Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas
We were champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't what to think of him until he sang
'Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken brought his kids him
The three from his first Lynn
And the two twins
From his second Mary Neil

Of course he his new wife Kay
Who talks all AA
Chain smoking while the stereo
'Noel, Noel, The Noel'

Cook the turkey, turn the game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's
Send to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of bean dip and Diet Rites
A box of tampons and Marlboro Lights
Halleluja everybody say
Merry Christmas the family

and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to their motor home in
They blew our Christmas

Cousin David just what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights on
And we sang, 'Silent Night, Silent Night, oh, Night'

Cook the turn the ball game on
Make Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send to the Stop 'N Go
We need celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Sprites
A box of tampons and some Salem
Halleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas the family

Navidad