Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our party
We were champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he
'Feliz Navidad, Navidad'

Brother Ken his kids with him
The three his first wife Lynn
And the two twins
From his second Mary Neil

Of course he brought his new Kay
Who talks all AA
smoking while the stereo plays
'Noel, Noel, The First

Cook the turkey, turn the ball on
Mix margaritas when the gone
somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons and some Marlboro
everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the

Fred and Rita drove from
I can't how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their home in
They blew our lights

David knew just what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights on
And we sang, 'Silent Night, Night, oh, Silent Night'

Cook the turkey turn the game on
Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the 'N Go
We need some and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and Diet Sprites
A box of tampons and Salem Lights
Halleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas the family

Feliz