Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked hard his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all would grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that if he could assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret storage locker
within the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the the most sentuent voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the semen.
The search for the egg was a one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA
magazine. The ad Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors have musical background.
a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe felt that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to term in the of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all
of performing
his voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my

Other's were noticing the in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him,
soon a of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe actions were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the construction
of another being,
no criminal were brought forth.
The medical association's board of ethics him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his became so synonymous with failure,
that for to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my