Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a more pleasant presentation in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
making him a modern day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen
before the surgery to the future of his name and lineage.

came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
that not only contained four containers of semen,
but also held a pair of testicles was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's noise, In the night the most sentuent voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to the proper access needed to obtain a
small of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must musical background.
With a plethora of eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
When the was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When Kevin lost his teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous,
even by standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate various grunts and gurgles

What's noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?

Other's noticing the changes in Kevin,
the began to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, throwing bananas at him,
a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand.
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out,
but because there was no concerning the genetic construction
of human being,
no criminal charges were forth.
The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name so synonymous with failure,
for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin.
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it long before the two were legally united as father and son.

moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet
singing voice, ring out the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my