Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the University of Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If such a were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his preserved
before the surgery to insure the future of his and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold locker
deep within the bowels of a used research center,
that not only four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the sentuent voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access to obtain a
small of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must have background.
a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the Volleyball
Mascot,
a by the name of Missy.
When the was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that was trained by the best in all
of performing
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?

Other's were noticing the in Kevin,
the children to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
soon a of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out,
but because was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another being,
no charges were brought forth.
The medical association's board of ethics him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his name became so with failure,
that for years to come, med students around the were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long the two were legally united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, the small town, of South Park.

I am gopher boy reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?