Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more presentation in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If such a rumor true,
Michael Jackson than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret storage locker
deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the most voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the semen.
The search for the egg was a one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must musical background.
With a plethora of young eager musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe felt that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a by the name of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the sentient voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It also dawned on the doctor even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him,
soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic
of another being,
no criminal charges were forth.
The medical board of ethics stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it long before the two were legally united as father and son.

moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?