Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If such a were true,
Michael Jackson than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret storage locker
deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained four of frozen semen,
but also a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the sentuent voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to a
small vile of the semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA
magazine. The ad Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must musical background.
With a plethora of eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to in the womb of a non human.
He had long since the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a by the name of Missy.
When the was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a adult's and the two in
stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the construction
of another being,
no criminal were brought forth.
The medical board of ethics stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his became so synonymous with failure,
for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin.
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden
singing voice, out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?