Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much pleasant presentation in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the musical
entertainer the world had seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that if he could assemble the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the
individual.
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and feminine characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If such a were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
not only contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the the most sentuent voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access to obtain a
small vile of the semen.
The search for the egg was a one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must musical background.
With a plethora of young wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far complicated legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a by the name of Missy.
When the was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the most voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
of performing
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three.
As grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate various grunts and gurgles

What's noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my

Other's were noticing the in Kevin,
the children to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids were all bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no legislation the genetic construction
of human being,
no criminal charges were forth.
The medical association's board of ethics him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his name became so synonymous failure,
that for years to come, med students around the were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were united as father and son.

They to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden
voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?