Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the University of Davis, sought two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much pleasant presentation in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to create the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he assemble the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
making him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have of his semen preserved
the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold locker
deep within the bowels of a used UCLA center,
not only contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's noise, In the night the most sentuent voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to a
small of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment.
Donors have musical background.
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human.
He had since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries in with a vengeance,
they were at least the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?

Other's noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his hand.
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the construction
of human being,
no charges were brought forth.
The association's board of ethics stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name became so with failure,
for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the asparagus,
it wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son.

They to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you closely, you can hear his sweet golden
voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?