Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that if he could assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
making him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor true,
Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to the future of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret storage locker
deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the sentuent voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great
to woo a lab technician by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper needed to obtain a
small of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment.
Donors must have background.
With a plethora of young wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the sentient voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that was trained by the best in all
aspects of
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When Kevin his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?

Other's noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no legislation the genetic construction
of human being,
no criminal were brought forth.
The medical association's board of ethics him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his name became so with failure,
that for years to come, med students the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden
voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

I am boy pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?