Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked hard his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more presentation in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could the right elements he
could theoretically a DNA structure,
would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael
Jackson, in a to
his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby him a modern day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
that not only contained four of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just to have the proper access needed to obtain a
vile of the precious semen.
The search for the egg was a one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
must have musical background.
With a plethora of young wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to term in the of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was by the best in all
of performing
his voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a normal and the two in
front stuck straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

What's that noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the began to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another being,
no criminal charges brought forth.
The medical board of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his name became so with failure,
that for years to come, med around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt Kevin.
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it long before the two were legally united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where live in relative obscurity.
is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet
singing voice, ring out into the night, the small town, of South Park.

I am gopher boy reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?