Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to create the greatest musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal had his
testicles removed,
making him a modern day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael more than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to the future of his name and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold locker
deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained four of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the the most sentuent voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small of the precious semen.
The search for the egg was a one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA
magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for experiment.
Donors have musical background.
With a plethora of eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt it would be far less complicated legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a by the name of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the the most sentient voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
of performing
his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
in his physical state.
When lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my

Other's were noticing the in Kevin,
the began to tease him, and call him Gopher Boy.
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
soon a of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his hand.
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe actions were found out,
but there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of human being,
no criminal charges brought forth.
The medical association's board of stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med students the world were known to say
in of mishap,

Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin.

Dr. Mephesto immediately began to adopt little Kevin.
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.

They to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the town, of South Park.

I am gopher boy reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?