Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto and Kevin

In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's was to genetically create the greatest musical
the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and feminine characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to the future of his name and lineage.

Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a cold storage locker
within the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Michaelson.

I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access to obtain a
vile of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for experiment.
Donors must musical background."
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to in the womb of a non human.
He had since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.

I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"

was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a adult's and the two in
front nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

I once heard a voice, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the began to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe actions were found out,
but there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of human being,
no charges were brought forth.
The medical association's board of stripped him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his became so synonymous with failure,
that for to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

"Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"