In 1986, the University of Davis, sought two of the brightest stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin, Dr. worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus, so that all would grow to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant in the world's vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right he could build a DNA structure, that would ensure his of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael Jackson, in a to retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his surgically removed, thereby making him a day Castrato, If such a rumor true, Michael Jackson more likely would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the future of his and lineage.
came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a secret storage locker deep within the of a used UCLA research center, that not contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
This had to be the of the king of pop, Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer, who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vile of the semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. Mephesto ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment. must have musical background." With a plethora of young wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it be far less complicated legally, if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the services of the University Mascot, a llama by the of Missy. the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean. It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.
I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and this is he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked. He moved with and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd in his physical state. When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in a vengeance, they at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in front nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same height as he was he was 4. To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous, even by standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the of hearing Kevin's singing, he spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles
I once a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"
Other's noticing the changes in Kevin, the children began to tease him, and him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him, soon a crowd of kids were all bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand. Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out, but because was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of another being, no charges were brought forth. The medical association's board of ethics him of all his and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his name became so with failure, that for years to come, med students the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto began proceeds to adopt little Kevin. Being a noted and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long the two were legally united as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where live in relative obscurity. Kevin is a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.
"I am boy pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"