Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto and Kevin

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
brightest stars,
Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the musical
entertainer the had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right he
could build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the future of his and lineage.

Word came to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a used research center,
that not only contained four of frozen semen,
but also held a of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

I once heard a noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must have background."
With a plethora of young eager wannabe stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the child was via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

I heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was by the best in all
aspects of performing, his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

I once heard a voice, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"

Other's were the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him,
soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand.
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic
of another being,
no criminal were brought forth.
The medical association's board of stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name became so synonymous failure,
for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

"Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus,
it long before the two were legally united as father and son.

moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, the small town, of South Park.

"I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"