In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the all-time stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the same and length, giving asparagus a much pleasant presentation in the world's vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically the greatest musical entertainer the world had seen, Dr. Abe knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could build a DNA structure, that ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in a to his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles removed, thereby making him a day Castrato, If such a rumor true, Michael Jackson more than likely would some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the future of his and lineage.
Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a cold storage locker deep the bowels of a used UCLA research center, that not contained four containers of frozen semen, but also a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once heard a noise, In the night the sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his and chiseled great features to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer, who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small of the precious semen. The search for the egg was a one, Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: human eggs for genetic experiment. Donors have musical background." With a plethora of young eager wannabe stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it be far less complicated legally, if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the of the University Volleyball Mascot, a by the name of Missy. the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the in all aspects of performing, his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin grew talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd in his physical state. When Kevin lost his teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin the 8th year, he was the height as he was when he was 4. To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous, even by standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing singing, he rarely spoke, chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles
I once heard a voice, In the night the most voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"
Other's were the changes in Kevin, the children to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him, soon a crowd of kids were all bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand. Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out, but because there was no concerning the genetic construction of another being, no criminal charges brought forth. The medical association's board of stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his name became so synonymous failure, that for years to come, med students the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt Kevin. Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, they live in relative obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden singing voice, out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.
"I am gopher boy reality, I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"