Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto and Kevin

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
vegetable business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he assemble the right elements he
could build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael
Jackson, in a to
his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles removed,
thereby him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor true,
Michael Jackson more likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
that not only contained containers of frozen semen,
but also held a of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access to obtain a
vile of the precious semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for experiment.
Donors must have background."
With a plethora of eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

I heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was by the best in all
aspects of performing, his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also dawned on the that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

I heard a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state,
Dr. Abe actions were found out,
but there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of human being,
no criminal were brought forth.
The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his
and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name so synonymous with failure,
for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

"Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.

moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden
singing voice, out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am gopher boy reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"