In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the all-time stars, Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked hard his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the same and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to create the greatest musical entertainer the world had seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right he could build a DNA structure, that would ensure his creation of far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Jackson, in a to his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles removed, thereby him a modern day Castrato, If such a rumor true, Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his preserved before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.
Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a cold storage locker deep within the of a used UCLA research center, that not only four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.
I heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was to use his charm and chiseled great features to woo a lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to a vile of the precious semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human for genetic experiment. Donors must have background." With a of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was brought to term in the of a non human. He had long since the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a llama by the of Missy. the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
Kevin was a child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd in his physical state. When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries in with a vengeance, they were at least twice the as a normal adult's and the two in front nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same height as he was he was 4. To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous, by adult standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing singing, he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate various grunts and gurgles
I heard a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"
were noticing the changes in Kevin, the children to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, throwing bananas at him, soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand. was taken away and placed in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions found out, but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic of another being, no charges were brought forth. The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined, in fact, his became so synonymous with failure, that for years to come, med around the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I just like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin. Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they live in obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of Park.
"I am boy pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"