In 1986, the of California Davis, sought two of the brightest stars, Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis, his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length, giving asparagus a much more presentation in the world's vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to create the greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically a DNA structure, that would ensure his creation of far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Jackson, in a to retain his youthful look and vocal characteristics had his surgically removed, thereby making him a day Castrato, If such a rumor true, Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the of his name and lineage.
Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a cold storage locker deep within the of a used UCLA research center, not only contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled the name, Jack Michaelson.
I once heard a noise, In the the most sentuaint voice, the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
This had to be the seed of the of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features to woo a young lab by the name of Jennifer, who of course just to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vile of the semen. The search for the egg was a one, Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified of an LA Music magazine. The ad "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment. must have musical background." With a plethora of young wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was brought to term in the of a non human. He had since secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a by the name of Missy. the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a healthy boy, and he was named Kevin.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"
was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three. As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe started noticing odd developments in his state. When Kevin his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, they were at twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same as he was when he was 4. To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous, even by standards. It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing, he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate various grunts and gurgles
I heard a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am gopher boy, reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"
were noticing the changes in Kevin, the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, throwing bananas at him, soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his hand. Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions found out, but because there was no concerning the genetic construction of human being, no criminal charges brought forth. The medical association's board of stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined, in fact, his name so synonymous with failure, that for years to come, med around the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel just Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to little Kevin. Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were united as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they in relative obscurity. Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his and gurgles, but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden singing voice, out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.
"I am gopher boy reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"