In 1986, the University of Davis, sought two of the brightest stars, Dr. Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto hard toward his thesis, his goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus, so that all asparagus would to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a more pleasant presentation in the world's vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest entertainer the had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could the right elements he theoretically build a DNA structure, that would ensure his of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Jackson, in a to retain his youthful look and feminine characteristics had his testicles removed, thereby making him a day Castrato, If a rumor were true, Michael Jackson than likely would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the of his name and lineage.
Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a secret cold storage within the bowels of a used UCLA research center, that not only four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Michaelson.
I once a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice, the song of love an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and great features to woo a lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a vile of the precious semen. The for the egg was a short one, Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment. Donors must musical background." With a plethora of young wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far complicated legally, if the fetus was brought to in the womb of a non human. He had long since the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a llama by the of Missy. the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean. It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.
I once heard a noise, In the night the sentuaint voice, the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and is what he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"
was a beautiful child, Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of performing, his was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked. He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the he was three. As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started odd developments in his state. Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance, they were at least twice the as a normal adult's and the two in front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same as he was when he was 4. To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous, even by standards. It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing, he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and
I once heard a voice, In the night the sentuaint voice, the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head, and this is he said,
"I am boy, pondering reality, I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"
were noticing the changes in Kevin, the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy". One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him, soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas. Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state, Dr. Abe Sacrabin were found out, but there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of another being, no criminal charges were forth. The medical association's board of stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined, in fact, his name became so synonymous failure, for years to come, med students around the world were known to say in of mishap,
"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."
Dr. immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin. a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they in relative obscurity. is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasion, if you closely, you can hear his sweet golden singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of Park.
"I am gopher boy reality, I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"