Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto and Kevin

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the elements he
could theoretically a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful and feminine vocal characteristics had his
surgically removed,
thereby him a modern day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the of his name and lineage.

came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold locker
deep within the bowels of a UCLA research center,
that not only contained four of frozen semen,
but also a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

I once heard a noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to a
small vile of the semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors have musical background."
a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was Kevin.

I once heard a noise, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it Kevin was trained by the best in all
of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his came in with a vengeance,
they at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous,
even by standards.
It dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

I once a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"

were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing at him,
soon a of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic
of another being,
no criminal charges brought forth.
The medical association's of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his became so synonymous with failure,
that for to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned asparagus,
it long before the two were legally united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where live in relative obscurity.
is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"