Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto and Kevin

In 1986, the University of California Davis, two of the
all-time stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. worked hard toward his thesis,
his was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the girth and length,
giving asparagus a more pleasant presentation in the world's
supermarket business.

Dr. Abe goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew if he could assemble the right elements he
theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far the average
individual.
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal had his
surgically removed,
thereby making him a day Castrato,
If a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than would have some of his semen preserved
before the to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage
deep within the bowels of a used UCLA center,
that not only contained four containers of semen,
but also held a of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

I once heard a noise, In the night the most voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

This had to be the seed of the of pop,
Dr. Abe was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the semen.
The for the egg was a short one,
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for experiment.
Donors must have background."
With a plethora of young eager wannabe stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the of Missy.
the baby was ready,
the was removed via cesarean.
It was a baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

I once heard a noise, In the night the sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an boy, stuck in my head,
and is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the in all
of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin noticing odd
in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in a vengeance,
they were at least twice the as a normal adult's and the two in
front nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous,
by adult standards.
It also on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various and gurgles

I once heard a voice, In the the most sentuaint voice,
the song of from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is he said,

"I am gopher boy, reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who buy my raspberries?"

Other's were the changes in Kevin,
the children began to him, and call him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids were all bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 off on his left hand.
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were out,
but because there was no concerning the genetic construction
of human being,
no charges were brought forth.
The medical board of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his was ruined,
in fact, his name became so with failure,
that for to come, med students around the world were known to say
in of mishap,

"Damn, I feel like Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son.

They to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his golden
singing voice, ring out the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am boy pondering reality,
I am Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"