Malicious (Stamp Collector II)

If you give general artificial intelligence the task of collecting stamps
It might search through its internal model of the universe and decide
Hey, I'm just going to buy 'em
The problem is: how's it going to acquire money

Empty all the banks and
Crash all the armored cars
Shake down every coffer
Destroy ceramic pig
Upend all the couches
Persuade the US mint
Brute-force department gift cards
Sell off the stock market

Could this be enough
Is there always more
What would be the best
Can there be a best
Let's just check the score
Back to drawing board
Will it ever end
When it's limitless

So then it might decide you know what
I don't need to buy 'em I can just make 'em
What are stamps made of?
Grab all of it
All the hydrogen, all the oxygen,
All the carbon

All the plant just stamps
All the animal are just stamps
All the people are all just stamps
The earth's just a big fucking stamp
The system's all just stamps
The galaxy is all just stamps
The universe is all just stamps
And I'm just a stamp

Could this be enough
Is there always more
What would be the best
Can there be a best
Let's just check the score
Seems like nothing more
This will have to do
It'll have to do
Run it