Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a little like this
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, just some niggaz on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we the mic, right
For all my keepin' y'all in health Just to see you smile and enjoy 'Cause cool when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause that's our
So close, to what we say Because this of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin'
And went to the bathroom to up I threw some soap on my face and put my up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top of them all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, that's true, why we never have no beef So I off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, my skin gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bath
Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the bitches I might take I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks Threw on my white socks, with my all blue out the house, stopped short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped this smoker named Sally from the Valley This was a girl playin' to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she looked
She said, Umm it's all of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is filled with rainy I you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you took dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, don't cry, dry eye And here your mother with those two little guys"
Her mother steps then says to me, "Hi" Decked Sally in the and punched her in the eye Punched her in the and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard
The was strong, the kids was gone was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I smoke none, she can't either"
She grabbed my by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, caught up quick started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why you give me a play So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you give me okay give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I just love jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't have me, I'm too for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she starts I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you don't And to the, ah and you don't quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit