Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a little like this
La Di Da Di, we to party We cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some who're on the mic And we rock up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' y'all in to see you smile and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when ya cause a condition And we create, 'cause that's our mission
So listen close, to we say this types of shit happens everyday I up around 10 o'clock in the mornin' I gave myself a stretch up, a yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I threw some soap on my and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top Dogg of all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm to the style on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my white socks, my all blue chucks out the house, stopped short, oh no I went back in, I forgot my
I dilly-dally, I ran through an alley I bumped into this smoker named Sally the Valley This was a girl hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, don't cry, dry eye And here comes your mother those two little guys"
Her mean mother then says to me, "Hi" Decked in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her Slammed the child on the concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?" I to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either"
She my closely by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, they gave chase, they caught up They started cryin' on my and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you give me a So we can break it down the Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my love
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I just love jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she goin' The been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You have me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she starts I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be lover"
Yeah, uhh, you don't stop And to the, ah and you don't quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit