Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a little something this
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother We're, some niggaz who're on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' y'all in Just to see you and enjoy yourself it's cool when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause our mission
So close, to what we say Because types of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 in the mornin' I gave a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the to wash up I threw soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror mirror on the Who is the top of them all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, minutes it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, that's true, why we never have no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my gold
Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the on my behalf I put the in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and I on my brand new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I might home I got the Johnson powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks on my white socks, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I back in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I into this smoker named Sally from the Valley This was a girl hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much you'll never 'Cause you took dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's cryin' me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, don't cry, dry eye And here comes your mother with those two guys"
Her mean mother steps then to me, "Hi" Decked Sally in the face and her in the eye her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was Somethin' was I said, "What was goin' on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I smoke none, she can't either"
She grabbed my by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, caught up quick started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you give me a So we can it down the Long Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy Dogg, your love is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch been before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, you don't stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you quit Yeah, and ya don't stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit