Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who don't it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a something like this
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't cause trouble, we bother nobody We're, just niggaz who're on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic,
For all my keepin' y'all in health Just to see you smile and enjoy 'Cause it's cool ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause our mission
So close, to what we say Because this types of shit everyday I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I gave a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I threw soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top Dogg of all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never have no So I slipped off my and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bath
Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, a million bucks Threw on my white socks, my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went back in, I my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped into this named Sally from the Valley This was a girl hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm it's all of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I you so, how much you'll never know 'Cause you took dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's cryin' over me and she was blue I said, "Umm, don't cry, dry eye And here comes mother with those two little guys"
Her mother steps then says to me, "Hi" Decked Sally in the face and her in the eye her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the concrete
The bitch was strong, the was gone Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either"
She my closely by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, gave chase, they caught up quick They started cryin' on my and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why you give me a play So we can it down the Long Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my love
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your just hypnotize me And I love your jazzy ways Dogg, your love is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch been around my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No not," then she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you don't And to the, ah and you don't quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah and ya don't quit