Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, that shit As it go a little something this
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some niggaz on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' in health Just to see you smile and yourself 'Cause cool when ya cause a cozy condition And we create, 'cause that's our mission
So close, to what we say Because this types of happens everyday I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And to the bathroom to wash up I threw some soap on my and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top of them all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, why we never have no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the bitches I might home I got the Johnson powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, a million bucks Threw on my white socks, my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran through an I bumped into this named Sally from the Valley This was a playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm it's all because of you, I'm sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much never know 'Cause you your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes mother with those two little guys"
Her mean mother then says to me, "Hi" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the and stepped on her feet the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either"
She grabbed my by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, they gave chase, they caught up They started on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why you give me a play So we can break it down the Beach way And if you me that okay I'll give you all my love
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your just hypnotize me And I just love your ways Doggy Dogg, your love is here to
And on and on and on she goin' The bitch been around my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You have me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, and ya don't stop And to the, ah and ya don't quit