Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who don't it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing that As it go a something like this
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't cause trouble, we bother nobody We're, just niggaz who're on the mic And we rock up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' in health Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy And which we create, that's our mission
So close, to what we say Because types of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 in the mornin' I gave myself a up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror mirror on the Who is the top Dogg of all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five it lasted The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never have no So I slipped off my and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I might home I got the Johnson baby powder and Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks Threw on my socks, with my all blue chucks out the house, stopped short, oh no I went back in, I my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped this smoker named Sally from the Valley was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she upset
She said, Umm it's all because of you, I'm sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much you'll never 'Cause you took your away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother those two little guys"
Her mother steps then says to me, "Hi" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her Slammed the on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the was gone Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I smoke none, she can't either"
She my closely by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, they gave chase, they up quick started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you give me a So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I just your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your love is to stay
And on and on and on she goin' The bitch been around my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't have me, I'm too for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be lover"
Yeah, uhh, you don't stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, tic-toc and ya don't And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit