Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who don't like it, eat a But for those who with me, that shit As it go a little something like
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, just some who're on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we the mic, right
For all my Doggs keepin' in health Just to see you smile and yourself 'Cause it's when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, that's our mission
So close, to what we say Because types of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 in the mornin' I gave a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I threw some soap on my and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top Dogg of all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, why we never have no beef So I off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I might take I got the Johnson powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks on my white socks, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped into this smoker named from the Valley was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she looked
She said, Umm it's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and You went away, now my life is filled with rainy I love you so, how much you'll know you took your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother those two little guys"
Her mean mother steps then to me, "Hi" Decked in the face and punched her in the eye her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, leave her" She said, "If I smoke none, she can't either"
She my closely by my socks And so I the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks But um, they chase, they caught up quick They started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my
And sayin', Why don't you me a play So we can break it down the Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my love
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your just hypnotize me And I just love your ways Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch been around before my mother's I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you don't And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, and ya don't stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit