Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga, Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a little something this
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, just some who're on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic,
For all my Doggs y'all in health Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's when ya cause a cozy condition And we create, 'cause that's our mission
So listen close, to we say Because this types of shit happens I woke up 10 o'clock in the mornin' I gave myself a up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I threw soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror mirror on the Who is the top Dogg of all?"
was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, that's true, why we never have no beef So I off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, my skin gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the style on my I put the bubbles in the tub so I can a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my and hair I on my brand new Doggy underwear For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my socks, with my all blue chucks out the house, stopped short, oh no I went back in, I my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran an alley I bumped into this smoker named from the Valley This was a girl hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much you'll know 'Cause you took dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes your with those two little guys"
Her mean mother steps then to me, "Hi" Decked in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her Slammed the child on the concrete
The bitch was strong, the was gone Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either"
She grabbed my by my socks And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my of rocks But um, gave chase, they caught up quick They started on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you give me a So we can break it down the Beach way And if you give me that I'll you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words just me And I just your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she goin' The bitch been around my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, you don't stop And to the, ah and you don't quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit