Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For who don't like it, eat a dick But for those who me, sing that shit As it go a little something like
La Di Da Di, we to party We don't trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, some niggaz who're on the mic And we rock up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my keepin' y'all in health Just to see you smile and yourself 'Cause cool when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause our mission
So close, to what we say this types of shit happens everyday I woke up around 10 in the mornin' I gave a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top Dogg of all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, that's true, that's why we never have no So I slipped off my khakis and my leaf
Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble
Clean, dry, was my body and I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I might home I got the baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my white socks, with my all blue Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went back in, I forgot my
I dilly-dally, I ran through an alley I bumped into this smoker named Sally from the was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm it's all of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is filled with days I you so, how much you'll never know you took your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And here comes mother with those two little guys"
Her mother steps then says to me, "Hi" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and on her feet Slammed the on the hard concrete
The was strong, the kids was gone Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, leave her" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either"
She grabbed my closely by my And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of But um, gave chase, they caught up quick They started cryin' on my and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why you give me a play So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you me that okay give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she goin' The bitch been before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You have me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," she starts cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you don't And to the, ah and you don't quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya don't