Yeah, say what's up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who like it, eat a dick But for who with me, sing that shit As it go a little something like
La Di Da Di, we likes to We cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some who're on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic, right
For all my keepin' y'all in health Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'Cause cool when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause that's our
So listen close, to we say Because this types of happens everyday I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I gave myself a up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the bathroom to up I some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror mirror on the Who is the top Dogg of all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five minutes it The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well, true, that's why we never have no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my gets pale And then I got the file, for my I'm true to the on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble
Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the bitches I take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks on my white socks, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo
I dilly-dally, I ran through an alley I bumped into this smoker named Sally the Valley This was a playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she looked
She said, Umm it's all because of you, I'm sad and blue You went away, now my is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much never know 'Cause you your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's cryin' over me and she was blue I said, "Umm, cry, dry your eye And comes your mother with those two little guys"
Her mean steps then says to me, "Hi" Decked in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and on her feet Slammed the child on the concrete
The was strong, the kids was gone Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was on?" I tried to up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I can't smoke none, she either"
She grabbed my closely by my And so I broke the hell out, and I my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they caught up They started on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you me a play So we can break it the Long Beach way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words just me And I love your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch been around before my born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't have me, I'm too for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you don't Yeah, tic-toc and ya stop And to the, ah and ya don't quit