Yeah, gotta say up to my nigga, Slick Rick For those who don't it, eat a dick But for those who with me, that shit As it go a little like this
La Di Da Di, we likes to We cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just niggaz who're on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic,
For all my keepin' y'all in health Just to see you smile and yourself 'Cause cool when ya cause a cozy condition And which we create, 'cause our mission
So listen close, to we say Because this types of shit everyday I woke up around 10 in the mornin' I myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn
And went to the to wash up I threw some soap on my face and put my up on a cup And said, Umm, mirror on the wall Who is the top of them all?"
There was a rubble, dubble, five it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well, true, that's why we never have no beef So I slipped off my and my gold leaf
Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm to the style on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I can a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the bitches I might home I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million Threw on my white socks, with my all blue out the house, stopped short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly-dally, I ran through an I bumped into this smoker named Sally the Valley was a girl playin' hard to get So I said, "What's wrong?", she looked upset
She said, Umm all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue You went away, now my life is filled with days I love you so, how much never know 'Cause you your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue I said, "Umm, don't cry, dry eye And here comes your mother with two little guys"
Her mean mother then says to me, "Hi" Decked in the face and punched her in the eye her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the on the hard concrete
The was strong, the kids was gone Somethin' was I said, "What was goin' on?" I to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her" She said, "If I can't smoke none, she either"
She my closely by my socks And so I the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they up quick started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin', Why don't you me a play So we can break it down the Long way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my love
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I just love your ways Doggy Dogg, your love is here to
And on and on and on she goin' The bitch been around before my born I said, "Cheer up", so I her a hit I said, "You can't me, I'm too young for you, bitch"
She said, "No you're not," then she cryin' I says, I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin'" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your pussy, I can't be your lover"
Yeah, uhh, tic-toc you stop And to the, ah tic-toc and you quit Yeah, tic-toc and ya stop And to the, ah tic-toc and ya quit