Yeah, gotta say what's up to my Slick Rick For who don't like it, eat a dick But for those who me, sing that shit As it go a little something this
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, just some niggas on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic (right) For all my keeping y'all in health Just to see you and enjoy yourself 'cause cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning Which we create, 'cause that's our So listen close, to we say Because this types of shit happens I woke up around 10 o'clock in the I gave myself a stretch up, a morning and Went to the bathroom to up I threw some on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said um "Mirror mirror, on, the Who is the top of them all?" was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted The said, "You are you conceited bastard" Well that's true, why we never have no beef So I slipped off my and my gold leaf Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the on my behalf I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bath Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my new Doggy underwear For all the bitches I take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Water cologne Now I'm fresh, dressed, a million bucks Threw on my White Sox, with my all blue Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went in, I forgot my indo Then I (dally) I ran through an (alley) I bumped into this smoker (Sally) from the (Valley) This was a girl playing to get So I said "What's wrong?" 'cause she upset She um
It's all because of you, I'm said and blue You went away, now my life is filled with rainy I love you so, how you'll never know Cause you your dope away from me
Damn, now was I to do She's crying over me and she was blue I said, "Um, don't cry, dry eye And here your mother with those two little guys" Her mean steps then says to me "Hi!" Decked Sally in the and punched her in the eye her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard The bitch was strong, the was gone Something was I said, "What was going on?" I to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!" She said, "If I can't none, she can't either!" She my closely by my socks So I the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they up quick They started on my shoes and grabbing my dick And
Why don't you me a play So we can brake it down the Long way And if you give me okay I'll give you all my today Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see Somehow your words hypnotize me And I love your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg, your love is to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch around before my mother's born! I said, "Cheer up!" so I her a hit I said, "You have me, I'm too young for you bitch!" She said, "No you're not," then she starts I I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lying!" I says, "I am, go ask my And with your wrinkled pussy, I be your lover" Yeah, tic toc you stop And to the, ah tic toc and you don't Yeah, tic toc and ya stop, and to the Ah tic toc and ya quit, bitch!