Yeah, gotta say what's up to my Slick Rick For those who don't it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing shit As it go a something like this
La Di Da Di, we likes to We don't cause trouble, we don't nobody We're, just some who're on the mic And when we up on the mic we rock the mic (right) For all my keeping y'all in health Just to see you smile and yourself 'cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy Which we create, 'cause that's our So listen close, to we say Because types of shit happens every-day I woke up 10 o'clock in the morning I gave a stretch up, a morning yawn and Went to the to wash up I threw some on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said um "Mirror mirror, on, the Who is the top of them all?" There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it The mirror said, "You are you bastard" Well true, that's why we never have no beef So I off my khakis and my gold leaf Used Oil of Olay, my skin gets pale And I got the file, for my fingernails I'm true to the style on my I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble Clean, dry, was my and hair I threw on my brand new Doggy For all the I might take home I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a bucks on my White Sox, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, short, oh no I went back in, I my indo Then I dilly (dally) I ran an (alley) I bumped into this smoker (Sally) from the (Valley) This was a playing hard to get So I "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upset She um
all because of you, I'm feeling said and blue You went away, now my life is filled with rainy I love you so, how you'll never know Cause you took your away from me
Damn, now was I to do crying over me and she was feeling blue I said, "Um, cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother with two little guys" Her mean mother steps then to me "Hi!" Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and on her feet Slammed the on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was was wrong I said, "What was going on?" I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just her!" She said, "If I can't smoke none, she either!" She grabbed my closely by my So I broke the hell out, and I my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, caught up quick They started crying on my shoes and grabbing my And
Why you give me a play So we can it down the Long Beach way And if you me that okay I'll give you all my love Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, you see your words just hypnotize me And I just love jazzy ways Dogg, your love is here to stay
And on and on and on she kept The bitch around before my mother's born! I said, "Cheer up!" so I her a hit I said, "You can't have me, I'm too for you bitch!" She said, "No you're not," then she crying I I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lying!" I says, "I am, go ask my And your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover" Yeah, tic toc you don't And to the, ah tic toc and you don't Yeah, tic toc and ya stop, and to the Ah tic toc and ya quit, bitch!